JWCC INCORRECT QUOTES

Who broke it?

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Ben: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Darius: ...I did. I broke it.

Ben: No. No you didn't. Kenji?

Kenji: Don't look at me. Look at Yaz.

Yaz: What?! I didn't break it.

Kenji: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it
was broken?

Yaz: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Kenji: Suspicious.

Yaz: No, it's not!

Sammy : If it matters, probably not, but Brooklyn was the last one to use it.

Brooklyn: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Sammy: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Brooklyn: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Sammy!

Darius: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Ben

Ben: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:
Sammy: Ben... Kenjis been awfully quiet.

Kenji: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Ben, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Ben: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Ben:

Ben: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.