Inside the water tower Yakko wakko dot and abbey were playing a board game when and alien crashed into the tower.
Yakko: you know this would be a lot scarier if we didn't already do aliens twice this season.
Abbey: it's kind of getting a little old by now
Alien: are you the one they call the yak?
Abbey: oh no. I'm abbey your talking about my boyfriend.
Yakko: actually its 'Yakko' and it depends who's asking 4 + 4 + 4 eyes.
Alien: I hear you are best at complicated information into catchy songs.
Yakko: or maybe not the best but yeah objectively the best. You heard right.
Abbey: he's done so many songs it's hard to keep track of them all.
Alien: what is everything about the earth?
Yakko: everything about earth?! Uhhhhh... sure. Abbey could you turn on the music?
Abbey played music on her phone
Yakko: At first there was nothingness
then some unknown process Lead
to a great big explosion
The universe grew from a
subatomic stew Of quarks
gluons, plasmas, and bosons
The gas and dust settled on hot
cores of metal And one of these
cores was called Earth It was
covered with goop, a primordial
soup From which all of Earth's life
was then birthed At first, single cells
some swam or grew shells
Still others evolved to hunt prey
Some hid in the sand, some crawled
onto land So life well life found a way
There were mosses and gymnosperms
seven-foot-long earthworms
Huge dragonflies ruled the sky
Amphibians cephalopods
Reptiles started to fly We had
lizards grow big and small mammals
not big at all Sharks were the size of
a house Then, one little meteor killed
all the dinosaurs So we evolved from a
mouse 8000BC Creation Theory Would
dictate the song should start here
Though most of our herd agree it's absurd
Some teach it in place of Shakespeare
Let's skip evolution there're
two revolutions Agriculture
took us to towns Humans learned
to grow wheat got all fat loved to eat
Stopped walking and just settled down
Industrial next its major effect
To take us from towns to the city
We mined coals and built trains
machines plowed our grains
And we treated the workers real shi-
Alien: How many more of your Earth seconds is this going to take?
Yakko: Well‐timed interruption! Almost there I promise!
Abbey: just a little bit longer!
Yakko: We recorded some tunes
put a man on the moon
Fought more wars than we care to recount
Sent the Phoenix to Mars built
electric cars And polluted a
shocking amount Skipping to now we
survived not sure how It's getting real
hard to keep track There's Wikipedia
smartphones tablets unmanned drones
Pick-your-own genomes ride-sharing
sheep clones Earthquakes and cyclones
valleys of Silicone Gluten-free vegan scones
temperature milestones Keystones and
sword thrones high-interest payday loans
Cyclists' testosterone, and everything
Musk owns But at least now us Warners
and new characters are! Back!
We are back baby!
The Alien clapped and then took off in their spaceship
Wakko: should we be worried about them?
Dot: ...Nah!
YOU ARE READING
Totally Insane-y
HumorMeet abbey she is best friends with the Warner's and the daughter of hello nurse. Even though abbey is not related to Yakko wakko and dot she can still be just as Animanie and Totally insane-y as they are
