Be like me

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Yakko: guess it's time for a new song. Abbey will you play The piano?

Abbey: of course!

She started playing it.

Dot: To be like me
All you gotta be
Is perfect, funny, cute and smart and strong!
And if the time permits
Find your Slavic counterfeit
And kick their ample butt-skis from this song!

Wakko: To be like me, eat everything you see
And always stand up for your mates.
And if some big brawny czar
Is acting real bizarre
Just pop his muscle suit and watch him deflate.

Yakko: And to be like me, well buddy, here's the key.
Use the pen and not the sword when you're in a fight.
You could write a clever rhyme
Turn your foes into a mime
And then sign off by wishing your girlfriend goodnight!

He kissed abbey on the cheek.

Abbey: Aww!

Director: Let me out, or I call police!

Yakko: Yeah, I don't think they'll care. It's a victimless mime.

Abbey: So be like them it doesn't take much fuss.
And just like them it's really all black and white.
You just gotta be yourself
Don't copy someone else.
'Cause being you is a singular delight!

Abbey stopped playing the piano but then suddenly someone blew up the wall.

Soldier: Who is the director of Anima-nyet?!

The Warner's and abbey point to the Director and the soldiers arrest him.

Director: you can't do this to me!

Abbey: actually they can.

The Warner's and abbey go home.

Dot: I still can't believe you actually liked that show.

Abbey: I didn't like it I was only laughing because they actually thought they could be as funny as you guys which is impossible.

The Warner's: Awww!

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