I couldn't fit in the entire title
The title is "How many drinks would it take for me to hook up with tvd men"
This was a TikTok trend but I ain't gonna do a TikTok, hence this chapter
Pretty self-explanatory, if you ask me...
So, Damon Salvatore: not a single drop
-Hottie
-Blue eyes, AKA my weakness
-Too in love with Elena, unfortunately...
Enzo St.John: water
-Accent>>>>
-I'll bet you he got some "tricks" up his sleeve
-Water for hydration because he hot as fuck
Klaus Mikealson: Uno
-For confidence
-Jealous of Hayley & Care in the tree sex scene.
-Probably end in a one-night-stand.
Elijah Mikealson: Deux
-Again, for confidence
-Would be respectful as fuck
-Gentleman-ish accent
Stefan Salvatore: 1+0 (because I can)
-Would be vanilla as fuck so my one shot would go to him
-Overall sweet
-Gorgeous though
Matt Donovan: Blackout
-Would die of alcohol poisoning and still reject him
-Probably a million times more vanilla than Steven
-Just.......No
Kol Mikealson: Nada with a capital N
-Again accent>>>
-Has the Mikealson hot gene
-Feel like he would make sure your okay cos he's aborable
And last but the exact opposite of least, Kai parker: STONE. COLD. FUCKING. SOBER
-Have you seen him?
-Would let him rip my spleen and still find a way to thank him
-He's so cute and hot at the same time
Imma do a girls version later.
I just wanted to update so yea it's short.
Comment how many drinks it would take for you to hook up with them :)
Byeee
-V
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