Rory and her twin sister, Delilah, are as different as night and day, but they still manage to be close, despite their differences. While Rory is the genius, Delilah considers herself to be average compared to Rory. Despite their very different outl...
"Oh, for God's Sake, do we have to go through this every damn year!" yelled Luke. "I thought we were here to discuss town issues."
"This is a town issue," said Taylor.
"Excuse me, who's talking?" asked Mayor Porter.
"It's me, Harry, Luke," said Luke. "You've known me since I was five-years-old."
"Oh, Luke, yes," said Mayor Porter. "Sit down. Now as I was saying, twelve heroic men assembled with guns drawn ready to meet their maker."
"What are you talking about?" Luke said, "Twelve guys stood in a row all night."
Mayor Porter continued, "Waiting for the Red Coats—"
"Who never showed!" interrupted Luke.
Mayor Porter said, "Now just a minute!"
"Twelve guys stood in a row all night, waiting for an enemy that never showed. They got stood up. They should've been wearing prom dresses," Luke said.
"I've had just about enough of this," said Taylor.
"Sit down, Taylor," Luke said.
"Menace," Taylor said.
"Suck up," replied Luke.
"Luke would win that fist-fight against Doose," Elijah said to Samantha, who nodded.
Delilah offered her co-worker some fries, who actually took some.
"Don't worry, they have this argument each year," Delilah said to Elijah. "Sadly, no fist-fights actually break out."
"Luke would win, though," said Elijah.
"Have any of you ever considered the fact that you're glorifying a war we fought so we could keep land that we stole?" asked Luke.
"That is a good point, Luke," Delilah called to him.
"If you don't like it here in America, why don't you two go stand in line for toilet paper in the USSR!" snarled Mayor Porter.
"The USSR doesn't even exist, anymore, Mayor Porter," Delilah said.
Luke nodded in agreement.
"A sense of community is so important, isn't it?" asked Lorelai.
"It's what made our country great," said Rory.
"...that is a know fact, if you're both so interested in facts!" Mayor Porter continued.
"And I call this town meeting over," Delilah said loudly.
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Delilah couldn't sleep and heard something in the living room. She got up and nearly shivered when the cold hit her. She went into the living room.
