"I'm gay."
"Keyy?!" Jungkook's Punjabi mamma said, shocked.
"Main... Main gay hun yaar mummy..." Jungkook sighed, frustrated already.
"Kya- Kya kehna kya chaahta hai?!" Mr. Jeon shouted, throwing his akhbaar on the floor.
"Mere ko laundiyan ni pasand aati!!! Launde pasand aate hain!!" Jungkook shouted.
Baaki saare dost were standing behind him, taaki usko sahaara de sakein.
"Aise kaise laundiyan ni pasand aati??!! Aise kaise launde pasand aate hain?!" Aunty asked, shaking her son violently.
"Arrey yaar jaise aapko launde pasand aate hain, meko bhi launde pasand aate hain! Simple!"
"Simple?! Kya simple?! Tere mooh pe jo pimple hai na, uspe itni zor se mukka maarungi , dimple ban jaayega!! Bakwaas ni kr mere aage!!" Aunty showed him a punch, but before she could hit her son, Lisa held her mother's hand.
"Mummy! Mat maaro bhaiya ko. Meko bhi laundiyan pasand hain, launde ni." She said crossing her arms.
"Tum... tum DONO PAAGAL TOH NI HO GAYE!? Apne roles exchange kr liye ho kya?! Sab ulta pulta kaise ho gaya hai yahaan?!" Mrs. Jeon shouted pulling her hair. She then turned towards Jungkook's best friend, aka, sharma ji ka beta.
"Jimin! Bache tu hi smjha na inn dono ko-"
"Aunty..." Jimin interrupted her, "Jungkook... mera boyfriend hai..."
"Boyfriend?! Tu toh pada likha tha!! Teko kya ho gaya?!"
"Padhne likhne ka aur sexuality ka kya lena dena hai??" Jimin pouted.
"Main.. Main abhi teri mamma ko phone krke sab bata deti hun-"
"Aunty... Unko toh already pata hai na. Woh toh kal aapke ghar aa ri hain... rishte ki baat krne..."
Mrs. Jeon fell down on a chair, thanks to her husband, jisne pehle hi unke peechhe rakh di thi.
"Waah... socha tha beta bahu laayega ghar mein... yeh toh.. ek aur damaad aayega-"
"Ek aur ni maa, ek hi!" Lisa interrupted with a proud smile, "Main toh bahu laaungi na!!"
"Waah aunty!!" Tae shouted, clapping his hands, "Aapki toh chaandi hi chaandi, bahu aur daamaad fixed!"
Aunty chuckled, dryly, "Tu kya hai Tae? Gay?"
"Ni ni aunty, Main gay ni hun!"
Aunty was about to sigh thankfully, but Tae interrupted her. "Main pan hun!"
"Pan? As in? Pateela waala pan?"
"Ni ni uncle! Pan matlb pansexual! Meko sabbb chalta hai! Ek dum open!"
Tae said proudly.
Aunty sighed, "Chalo... tum logon ne decide kr hi liya hai toh-"
"Haan hai?! Thank you mammi ji!! Pai laagu!" Jimin said excitedly, taking aunty ka ashirwaad.
"Okay mummy! Bye papa! Bye everyone! Milte hain honeymoon ke baad!!" Jungkook said happily, before picking jimin up bridal style and running out of the house.
"H-honeymoon?"
"Aur ni toh kya aunty. Har din toh wahi ho raha hota hai inka." Tae winked and chuckled looking at the closed door.
"H-Har din?" Aunty said.
"Shukar Karo aunty Jimin pregnant ni hua, warna abhi aapke aangan mein chaar paanch pota poti potty krre hote!" Tae giggled while Lisa made a disgusted face and left the scene.
Aunty ji just sighed and looked at her husband to say something, but Mr. Jeon interrupted her.
"Jaanu.. mujhe lagta hai.. Main bhi gay hun..." Mr. Jeon said, thinking deeply, and left the room in his deep thoughts
"Wow. What a family." Tae said with a woah face. "All are happy and... gay..
." He smiled his big boxy smile running out of the house.
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