"Mujhe elections mein khada hona Hai!" Jungkook said, making everyone in the room look at him with big eyes.
"Hain?! Yeh kya Naya bhoot chad gaya Hai tere Sar pe?" Jin asked, sipping his tea.
"PM banunga main. Modi ji ko takkar doonga!" Jungkook said, crossing his arms over his chest.
"Beta school mein Jo class monitor ke elections hote hain na, woh nahi hain yeh. Itna asaan ni Hai PM banna-"
"Agar Kookie bol raha Hai ki woh PM banega, toh woh PM banega!" Jimin said, standing beside his husband with a serious face.
Jin sighed, looking at Namjoon with a dissappointed look, "Ek toh hamaara beta bewakoof. Oopar se tum damaad le aaye Maha bewakoof. Ab smbhaalo inko."
"Appaaaaaaaaa!!" Both Jungkook and Jimin whined at the same time.
Tabhi, darwaaza khula aur Tae andar aaya, "kya hua bhai?"
"Kookie ko PM banna Hai, pr appa bol Rahe hain ki ham bewakoof hain!" Jimin pouted.
"Tum bewakoof thodi ho... tu super se bhi upar waale bewakoof ho! Saale PM banna dhoolha banne jitna aasaan ni Hai!" Tae said.
"Yaar Kitne negative ho yaar tum log!" Hobi said, "Agar Jungkook bol raha hai ki usko PM banna Hai, toh banne do."
Sab shaant ho Gaye do minute ke liye, phir Yoongi bola, "Hobi baby, PM kaise bante hain?"
"Bss call krke bolte hain Modi Ji ko, ki bhai.... aapka time aana tha, ab jaane bhi do....apna time ayega, ab aane bhi do!"
"Waaah waah! Waah waah!" Jimin and Jungkook said at the same time.
"Waah waah, kya waah waah?" Tae said, while Yoongi shook his head. "Tum paagal toh ni ho saare? Chalo, kissi tarah Jungkook PM ban bhi gaya, toh bhai kaam kya krega?"
"Wahi Jo PM krta Hai." Jimin said pouting.
"PM kya krta Hai?" Tae asked, resting his hands on his hips.
"Wahi Jo Jungkook krega." Jimin said, as a matter of fact.
"Saale Jungkook kya krega?!" Tae asked frustrated.
"Abey wahi Jo PM krta Hai!! Tu bawakoof Hai kya Tae?! Teko smjh ni aari tabse ek hi baat poochhi jaa raha Hai tote ki Tarah!" Jimin spat back.
Tae slapped his own forehead, "Kya gadhe se behas kr raha hun main."
"Gadha hoga tu! Mere Jiminie ko kuchh ni bolna" Jungkook said.
Taehyung joined his hands in an exaggerated manner, " Theek Hai bhai. Ek kaam kro, tu banja PM, Jimin ko banaade President. Phir tum dono-"
"Haye Tae! Tu Kitna syaaana Hai!" Jimin said excitedly, "phir main aur Kookie ishq ladaaya kreinge, and poori duniya mein hamaari amar prem kahaani ki baatein hongi..." He said, dreamily.
"Baby!!" Hobi said, walking towards Yoongi, "Mujhe bhi aisi amar prem kahaani chaahiye!!"
Yoongi looked at Tae with a crying face, "Mujhe Sir dard ki Goli chaahiye.."
Tae just gave him a sympathetic look before leaving the room defeated.
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Toh kaisan haal ba?
Theek ba??
Yaad aayi yaar tumhaari badi...
Main yaad hun ki ni???
Aur Bataao life kaisi chal rahi Hai???
