Creepypasta Headcanons Book 3 ON HIATUS

Incorrect Quotes

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Vine: Where are you going?
Gale: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the walk there

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Jeff: So that's my plan
Liu: Are you alright with constructive criticism?
Jeff: Go ahead, I wanna hear it
Liu: It fucking sucks
Jeff: That's.... not constructive criticism

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Jane: Is this whiskey or perfume?
Nina: *chugs bottle*
Nina: It's perfume

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Helen: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated
Jonathan: Killed without hesitation
Helen: NO

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Slender: Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Tim: Your note told me to satanize the house before you came back
Slender: ..... I wrote sanitize Tim

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Clockwork: Hey Misha, can I get a sip of your water?
Misha: It's not water
Clockwork: Vodka, I like your style!
Misha: It's vinegar
Clockwork: W-what?
Misha: It's vinegar, bitch

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Misha: Guys I impulsively bought a snake. What do I name him?
Gale: You WHAT?
Vine: William Snakespear

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*Before they got together*
Tim: Why does Slender hate us?
Brian: Maybe he's homophobic
Tim:
Tim: We're not gay Brian
Brian: WE'RE NOT!?

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*Trying to prank Jeff"
BEN: BOO!!
Sally, who just came around the corner: *tearing up:
BEN: Oh God, I'm sorry, don't cry!

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EJ: What's your type?
Gale, bleeding out: Long black hair, blue eyes, short, cute accent
EJ: .... I meant your blood type
Gale: Oh! Red

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Slender: If I had a nickel for every time a Russian person with black hair, blue eyes, mental illness, and severe trauma ended up in my house, I'd have two nickels.
Slender: Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

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Slender: I love all my proxies equally
Tim: We almost got arrested last night.
Slender: IS BRIAN OKAY?

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Tim and Toby: *sitting on a bench"
Brian: Why do you guys look upset?
Tim: Sit down and we'll tell you
Brian: *sits down*
Toby: This bench was freshly painted

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BEN holding cards: Who wants a tarot card reading?
Toby: Those are Pokemon cards
BEN picking a card: You got Squirtle, it means fuck you