"What. The. Actual. Fuck."
(Y/N) stared upon the "deers," now realizing that they weren't deers.
They were fucking reindeer.
(Y/N) was frozen in place, they weren't sure of what to do in that moment.
A man stepped out of the red sleigh, the sleigh had a beautiful golden stripe going around it.
"Oho ho ho! Good evening m'lady! Merry Christmas Eve!"
(Y/N) fainted.
"AYO WAKE THE FUCK UP,"
You suddenly awoke in a dark, cramped, uncomfortable, abyss.
"Finally. So like...remember that old hunky guy? Santa or whatever?"
"Bestie he just kidnapped you. I think he's a yandere for you or some shit but idk tbh."
You awoke to a strange high-pitched voice directly in your left ear.
You screeched until the thing covered your mouth,
"Shhh cmon bestitty you gotta keep your cool here."
"no."
Out of fucking nowhere you heard U.S.A start playing, except it was muffled, and a voice spoke in an oh so holly jolly way,
"Ho ho ho! This is a classic!"
You were resisting screeching the lyrics "COME ON BABY AMERICA", because fortunately you still had a sliver of self control within your very being.
This situation fucking sucked but at least your kidnapper has taste right?
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Fanfiction(Y/N) felt trapped and conflicted for their whole existence, it was painful, and to think that this was all caused by one holly jolly man who has brought smiles on children's faces for generations, Ol' Saint Nicholas himself. Known to most of the po...
