Natasha: Where are you going?
(Y/N): I'm going down there, obviously. He needs his bodyguard.
Natasha: We just saw him swing away with his girlfriend.
(Y/N): [groans] I can track them. It's-
Natasha: That'll take too long and you know it.
(Y/N): Okay. Then what do you suggest?
Natasha: Do you know where he lives?
(Y/N): Yes?
Natasha: Perfect. Let's go.
(Y/N): Oh!
Natasha: You're driving. Since, you know, I don't know where he lives.
(As they were having this conversation, Peter, with MJ in his arms, has been swinging above the subway tracks until they finally reach Peter's place. Cut to Happy & May near the entrance.)
Happy: I just feel so dumb. I didn't realize you were miserable.
May: No, it was really fun, alright? You know, that's why they call it a fling! And we flung.
Happy: It was fun. I could've-
(Y/N & Natasha appear behind Happy.)
(Y/N): Hey, Happy.
Happy: Protégé? Natasha? What are you two doing here?
Natasha: So he does call you that.
(Y/N): Yeah.
Happy: Actually, could you give May and I a second?
May: Oh, you don't have to.
Happy: Please.
(Y/N): Why?
Natasha: They're breaking up.
(Y/N): Aw, Happy...
Happy: How'd you know that?
Natasha: I'm good at that kinda stuff.
(Y/N): Where are my manners? May, this is my wife Natasha. Natasha, this is Peter's Aunt May.
(They shake hands.)
May: It's a pleasure to meet you.
Natasha: Likewise.
(A noise is heard from Peter's room.)
Happy: I should see what that is.
May: No. No, no, no, no. Happy.
Happy: Follow me, protégé.
(Y/N): You've got to stop calling me that.
Natasha: After you, killer.
(Happy walks in followed by Y/N & Natasha.)
Happy: It's what we do.
May: He's always coming and going...
(They make their way to Peter's room.)
MJ: Peter? Oh, God. Peter...
Peter: Oh, no. Oh, no. I don't know what to do!
(Happy opens Peter's door to see Peter in his underwear with MJ & it looks like they're about to...you know.)
Peter: Oh. Oh, no.
Happy: We didn't see anything.
Peter: This isn't what it looks like, Happy.
(Peter notices Y/N & Natasha.)
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