I Have A Dad? ...cool

Two

Not too long later, just after dinner, which I totally ate, I found myself around a camp fire with everyone, by everyone I mean like, Percy, Annabeth, Leo McShizzle Man Supreme Valdez, Jason, Nico, Will, etc.

"Yooooo we're around a camp fire, you know what that means, a song!" Will grins, wiping out a guitar form gods know where, hehe see what I did there, gods as in plural 'cause apparently there's loads of em!

"Oh no" Nico grumbles.

"Will please spare us your ridiculous songs" Percy groans and Will just grins.

"Oh I'm not singing, he is" he says pointing in my direction, I look behind me confusedly.

"I was pointing at you Archie" he laughs, shoving the guitar in my arms.

"Oh... nuh uh, no way" I say shoving it back into his grasp.

"Come on newbie, just a little song" Jason says and I roll my eyes.

"Hey are those marshmallows? I had a funky ass dream where I was a marshmallow and I had a marshmallow dog called marshmallow" I say with a goofy grin, throwing one in my mouth and they all roll their eyes.

"Fine don't sing, but we'll hear you one day" Will says in slight amusement.

As soon as I swallowed my marshmallow I felt sick, dam you stupid metabolism.

"Ah fuck now I'm gonna puke" I say.

"Oh shit, uhhhh here!" Will says and gives me a paper bag, where the heck did he get a paper bag. 

I don't have time to question him seeing as I throw up, luckily in the bag, woohoo! No mess!

"Ah shit I shouldn't have sold my Prozac to that guy" I say taking a deep breath of fresh air to feel better.

"You did what?!" Will exclaims.

"I was short on cash, I said it wasn't Prozac, well I left it out"

"I am a genius, told him it would get him fucked, the fucker bought it" I say with a smirk and he looks at me like I'm a complete and utter idiot, hey so is everyone else. 

"You're literally the dumbest person I've ever met and I know Percy so that's saying something" Thalia says.

"Why thank you new friend, I take pride in my dumbness, as should Percy here" I say, hehe d'you think they noticed that was a haiku? I'm so sly.

Suddenly some weird thing shines above me, ooh it's like a symbol.

"A son of Apollo! We called it!" Leo exclaims with a grin as they all congratulate me on being claimed.

"Ohhhh so that's what that is" I say.

"Yeah you were just claimed kid" Jason grins.

"Thank you father I didn't know I had!" I yell up at the sky.

Thunder struck the sky and I just wave with a grin.

"You are one weird kid Archie" Hazel smiles.

"You were claimed so randomly, normally we're claimed after we do something like big" Frank says with a laugh.

"Yeah and that has to be a record, most people get claimed in a matter of weeks" Annabeth says, looking impressed.

"Oh he spoke in Haikus a lot, you guys just didn't notice" Will shrugs.

"I'm just that cool" I smirk, throwing on a pair of sunglasses.

"Where the fuck did he get the sunglasses" Clarisse mutters under her breath.