No Clue Where to Go From Here

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Alot of pov switching TwT

404 pov

Everybody froze when Schlatt called me George. They turned to look at me.

"My name has nothing to do with this argument Schlatt, and boy do you know it you stinking rat." I narrow my uncovered eyes at him.

OK. Now my name and face have been revealed. This couldn't go any worse,

"Oh shut it you stupid assasin."

A bit worse. There was a but of a weird thing with assasins/hitmen among the villainous community.
They were kinda the scum of the earth. Sure, they were needed and useful, but they weren't openly accepted.

Somehow the others eyes got wider.

"That slipped through. Om lord I'm so sorry Georgie!" He says, covering his mouth in false remorse,
Dream of course doesn't looked surprised. I've told him before.
"Schlatt. You forget you have literal  God's in this room. Yet you still disrespect us. You don't know who. Neither do I but i have a good idea who is. "

Eret

Shit.

Ranboo pov

Being the 'scum of the earth' was hard. But no one knew so I was fine.
Tubbo was in his room and was meddling with Nukes, Tommy out at work.
"RanRan?!"
"What?!"
"Why did you suddenly leave at work?!?!" Why was he yelling? He was next door.
"Felt sick!"
"Oh!"
That was the end of that then.
I wish Tommy was back. I don't want to be hacking stupid cameras on my own. Why did I have to fucking watch Tommy incase he fucked up. Ooo he was alone in an office at the moment. I could ✨ring✨ him
*ring*
*ring*
Tommy looks over at his phone and picks up,
"I'm at work twat."
"Awww I was lonely though," I whine down the phone
"YeaH?" His voice cracks, loser, "Do you want me to get fired?"
"YeaH? " I mock him, "but no own is in the room dumbass, I'll hang up when someone is."
"How- how the fuck do you know?"
"Magic bitch."
Whisper was walking towards the office Toms was in. Should I tell him? Nahhh,
"So how are you?" I ask in an overly sweet voice.
"Shut."

The door handle turned and Tommy jumped whilst I cackled down the line, and Whisper walked into the office,

"Why are you on the phone? Ya slacking?" I hear him through Tommys end of the line,
"No bitch, I was making a very important buisness call thank you very much." He snarks back.
"Mmm. Aww Toms am I important to you?" I ask down the phone.
"Not the fucking time twat." He mutters.

Tommy pov

I look at my phone and Whisper asks me to put them (he said him) on speaker.
"Shut up bitch their non binary so respect their fucking pronouns."
His eyes widened- "shit I'm sorry!" Hmm. Seems true,
I click the speaker button,
"Tubs! Come down and say hi to Toms!" We hear Ranboo shout,
"Their unm. My room mates," I have no idea why I said that suspiciously cause its true.

"...right."

"Anyways bye Ranboo!" I yell.
"Can you leave? I need to work and there is alot of paperwork cause you're incompetent."

He just sighs and ruffles my hair, turns and leaves.
My brain just stopped.
What the actual fuck.
Whisper just ruffled my hair.
I groan and slide down in my seat.
Why didn't I bite him.

----------- I wanna die

My foot slipped. Luckily I was poggers and the best man now that Philzas dead.

So I caught myself. On a hand? That was held out for me?

"You're very bad at this." A deep voice said. That voice connected to the arm. The arm had a white shirt on.

Ooo they had a cape on?
Cool.
But not Technoblade.
The cape had the bi flag,
"Holy smokes you're Eret!"
They rubbed their head,
"yeah i am but can we not announce it to the while of Essempe?" I nodded vigorously,
"You're very pogchamp- but you're a villain. Bit weird champ if you ask me."
I'm in my vigilante gear and Eret looked me up and down,
"Do you have a set name? Cause everyone just calls you Theseus ."

"Huh?!"

"Do you not read the news?" They ask, raising  an eyebrow expectantly,
"Yes. Because I am very old and manly." I put my hands behind my back.
Holy shit this is so cool.

They hand like tall platformed boots that had silver buckles, black jeans, and  a white shirt- like Technos but less frivolous- and cool shades. Their hair was brown and fluffy (like Tubz) and they had a crown resting on it.

"I like your crown"
"Thanks kid. Look I have no intention of taking you down, but look out. If you're in a lot of trouble just yell Monarch and I'll come help," They smile at the end and I felt that I could trust them,
"Will do big man,"
They nod and portal away, leaving a black and purple goo.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww .

I jump away like a nice little boy

Then I smack a bit-

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