𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝𝐨 𝐝𝐮𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐬 - 𝐡𝐪 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐟𝐢𝐜

𝟏𝟏 - 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭?

♡[in the weirdo duo stans groupchat]♡

♡[4:20pm]♡

♡[friday]♡

best boy
hah 420 stay high kids

quaking bisexual
seriously??

best boy
what?? what did i do??

funsized
you asked for a break so that
you could text "hah 420 stay
high kids" into the groupchat??

saltshaker
tadashi why 🧍🏻

best boy
no, tsukishima you don't get
to talk to me at this current
moment in time

best boy
if you ever find me and sho
making out when you need
a shit i hope you get found by
the third years so you have to
explain that you're about to
shit yourself because you
couldn't use the bathroom
because you found your best
friend making out with some
one else

saltshaker
IS THAT WHY THEY'RE LOOKING
AT ME LIKE THAT?!??

best boy
yes and i have no fucking regrets
because fuck you

no.1 lesbian
can we backtrack please yall

no.1 lesbian
kei you said you and tobio
weren't together

saltshaker
actually i said that he didn't ask
me to be his boyfriend,, i never
said anything about me asking
him to be my boyfriend

quaking bisexual
technically you never really
asked

quaking bisexual
it was more of a gay, mumbly
confession that we both agreed
was what was going to get us
to date 🧍🏻

saltshaker
yeah pretty much what he said

funsized
damn tsukkisimp you're a
pussy

funsized
you couldn't even ask tobio to
be your boyfriend lmao ✊🏻

saltshaker
ill give you a two second head
start because im going to hit you

funsized
WAIT THAYS NOR FAIR

best boy
shoyo shut the fuck up and run
you fucking idiot

no.1 lesbian
you probably shouldn't call your
bf a fucking idiot but you do
you yamayama 😩

quaking bisexual
help hinata ran outside and kei
followed, what do we do??

no.1 lesbian
im sure he'll be fine

no.1 lesbian
maybe

no.1 lesbian
probably not

best boy
my boyfriend could die and
yall dont care??

quaking bisexual
he wont die, kei isnt strong
enough to actually kill someone

quaking bisexual
however i cannot promise you
that hinata will not be damaged
throughout the process of their
argument

no.1 lesbian
you're going to freak him out,
tobio you dumb bitch