𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝𝐨 𝐝𝐮𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐬 - 𝐡𝐪 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐟𝐢𝐜

𝟓 - 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐛𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧

♡[in the weirdo duo stans groupchat]♡

♡[4:54pm]♡

♡[wednesday]♡

best boy
guys help

best boy
how long are yall gonna be in
fucking detention i swear to fuck

funsized
we'll be out in like five minutes
tadashi

funsized
relax for a second

no.1 lesbian
why?? you seem like you want to
commit heinous war crimes against
yourself or someone else

best boy
because as i said yesterday

best boy
daichi was already mad that you got
detentions yesterday

best boy
but then you had to go
and do the same thing the next day

saltshaker
well we're gonna be let out soon and
we still have time left for practice so
we'll be fine for now

best boy
yeah

best boy
for now
but hurry the fuck up bc i refuse to tell
daichi that the reason all four of you got
detention was because you kept telling
deezs nuts jokes to your goddam
fucking teachers

quaking bisexual
yams we're on our way now dont worry

funsized
but just a quick question

funsized
how mad is daichi on a scale of 1 to 10

best boy
remember the first practice match we had
with aoba johsai??

best boy
and you served a volleyball into the back
of tobios head??

best boy
angrier than kags when that happened

quaking bisexual
yikes man

quaking bisexual
we're going to be dead meat

no.1 lesbian
id like to take this moment and
appreciate women the best that i can
before i die at the hands of our volley
ball captain 🙏🏻

saltshaker
this overdramatic motherfucker 🦆

no.1 lesbian
its not overdramatic you overgrown
pole

quaking bisexual
guys hinatas not breathing

saltshaker
hes probably experiencing some PTSD
from that first practice match, just give
him a few minutes

saltshaker
and, yachi, its not that bad for you
because we still have shimizu to be
manager if you're not

quaking bisexual
i agree with kei on this one

quaking bisexual
daichi probably wont kill you for this

saltshaker
but we are most definitely going to
be shouted at so much