Techno: what's the most British thing you've ever seen?
Tommy: two guys beat the shit out of eachover because they ran out of tobacco and neither wanted to go out.
Wilbur: my girlfriend and I argued over over rich tea biscuits and digestives biscuits.
Phil: I once went to a children's pantomime and all the actors were high out of their minds.
Tubbo: I've never gone to the shops in anything other than pajamas
George: this guy was holding a knife in the middle of the road and my friend asked him 'you good mate' and he nodded so we left him to it.
Dream: ok what the fuck
All of these are true I've seen them myself. I live in the south of England in front of counsel flats so it's extra interesting.
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FanfictionNgl its mainly dream smp quotes but i have some ogyt's and people from empires smp and last life smp. Enjoy either way!
