[On Command/Starlight Mayhem Fandub]

🎄On Command Christmas Fandub🎄

Vade: Uh babe, why there's a boxed text whenever we talk-?

CJ: it doesn't matter, let's just ignore it. After all, we did get jumped by the shadow man from The Walten Files™

CJ: Ayo Mark! What's wrong?

Mark: it's just this stupid Box! It's blocking the subtitles to my favorite Rudolph episode.

(Mark and CJ engaged in prolonged eye contact)

Mark: how TF are we gonna ignore the boxed text if it shows up most of the time-

Mark: wait, WTF- DID THE BOX KNOW?!? NOISEY SON OF A DICK!!
it was supposed to be a shocking revelation!!!

CJ comforts Mark but sees that the Box mentions "his girl"

CJ: "Wait his girl? Isn't he the biggest gay? Mark, remember Last animatic where you showed me your yaoi collection???"

(Cut to Faith, Olley, and Ruby)

Olley: I look like the UWU

Faith: Um anyways, How you like your Santa costume

Ruby: Idk how this is really a Santa costume because there's no beard, no black gloves-

Faith: Hey it's the thought that counts right? Now let's get it!

Faith: So you ready to show them-

Ruby: Why tf does a box say "you ready wolf?" Am I some furry or somethin??

Faith and Olley: Hey bitches! We hope no one was behind the door. Here's Santa.

(Shows them Ruby)

Ruby: I'm sorry I'm not really Santa..

Mark: I'm straight...

CJ (in the background): BRO WHAT- YOUR BOYFRIEND IS COMING OVER-

Ruby: Um, I'm honored that I turned someone straight, because of a almost Santa costume

Mark: it's beautiful

Ruby: Thanks

Vade: Time to create munchies! Who's ready to get fucked up?!

All: ME!!

Olley: Alright I'll get the weed- WHO TF INVITED THE GOVERNMENT ROBOT?!?!

CJ: shit! That was me!

Olley: GREAT JOB GETTING US IN JAIL, FUCKING IDIOT

Vade: no worries, I program them to do our bidding and broke the tracking device in them

Vade: Yo babe wtf do we do now?

CJ: Ahem! First off, thank fucking GOD the box is gone! Second-

Vade: ಠ_ಠ

Ruby, Mark, Olley, and Faith: ಠ_ಠ

Ruby: Good Job Jinxing it Jack ass! let's just watch the nightmare before Christmas

Everyone: Okay!

Briant: Where's Mark? I'm worried sick about him...

Shine: Bro, maybe he's been busy collecting Bitcoin

Briant: Sis! It's been A fucking Year and he hasn't called me back! Getting Bitcoin should take at least 50 hours

Shine: Damn you right, so what should we do?

Briant: We invaded people's privacy. I got this bug on ebay to see in CJ's house, and we'll use it to see if Mark is back

Shine: sounds simple enough-