Arceus: *Screaming in the corner in fear*
Rayquaza: "WHAT THE F**K ARCEUS!?!? IT'S F**KING 3 A.M.-"
MissingNo.: "H e L l O!"
Rayquaza: "WHAT THE F**K IS THAT!?!?"
Arceus: "I DON'T KNOW!!!"
MissingNo.: "I ' m M i S - -"
Rayquaza & Arceus: *Both screaming in the corner intensifies*
Darkrai: "What's happening- Oh... Hello Missing Number."
Arceus: "You know this thing!?!?"
Darkrai: "Yeah, Mew told me about it."
MissingNo.: "M e W! M e W i S g O o D f R i E n D!"
Darkrai: "Ah, so you know Mew too."
Arceus: "Darkrai!! I DEMAND YOU TAKE THIS THING OUT OF HERE!!! NOW!!!"
Darkrai: "I can't really do that-"
Arceus: "NOW!!!"
Darkrai: "Alright, alright, calm yourself! I'll do it.. Hey, Missing Number.. You want to see New again?"
MissingNo.: "Y e S p L e A s E! I m I s S m E w! M e W i S g O o D f R i E n D!"
Darkrai: "Okay, then follow me, I know where Mew is."
MissingNo.: "M e W! M e W! M e W!"
*MissingNo. Then follows Darkrai away from Rayquaza and Arceus.*
Rayquaza: *Moves away from Arceus* "We do NOT speak of this!! Got it?"
Arceus: "I would normally tell everyone this, but since I was also screaming, I will not."
Rayquaza: "Well f**k you too Arceus!"
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Legendary Pokémon Shinanigans
RandomThis is just my head cannons for The Legendarys from The Pokémon Franchise. Also, how do you spell Pokémon names correctly without a guide!? I can't seem to remember how to spell Yvental...
