Wrath: lime, I'm calling you. Are you on the line?
Petelgeuse puts his hand on his right earpiece.
Petelgeuse: yes, aggressive pepper, lime is on the line.
Wrath: perfect. Triple face, Are you on the line?
Troll: [triple face is on the line. aggressive pepper, what about you?]
Wrath: I'm always on the line.
Petelgeuse: looks like we all are on the line.
Wrath: Great. Now listen. Lime, do you see crowd somewhere around you?
Petelgeuse: *looks around* no, no, no, no, YES!
Wrath: good job lime, now go into the crowd.
Petelgeuse: oh yes, I will.
Petelgeuse ran towards the crowd and he stopped in middle of them.
Petelgeuse: now, all I need to do is to click the red button, right?
Wrath: yes.
Troll: [WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! before you click that button, shout "Yolo" got it?]
Petelgeuse: but why?
Troll: [ Yolo is an acronym for "you only live once." Which means that you need to live life with its fullest extent even if the act is embarrassing. Basically you are doing something crazy and funny at the same time.]
Petelgeuse: wait, really?
Troll: [ I found it on Google. Funny, right? Aaaand shouting gives little determination.]
Petelgeuse: ...I'll say it then.
Troll: [YES!] *Ends call*
Wrath: ...just remember, put on witch cultist's outfit after explosion. Everyth-
???: Aren't you supposed to serve archbishops right now? What are you doing here?
Feminine and calm voice was heard behind wrath but wrath wasn't affected by voice.
Wrath: go away kid, I'm busy. *Answers without looking at the girl*
Petelgeuse: what was that?
Wrath: nothing serious. Just random kid who interru-
Suddenly Troll's distorted laugh was heard in earpiece. He was trying to say something funny but he couldn't because he was laughing at his own joke before he even said it.
Petelgeuse: who is laughing?
Wrath: Of course it's Tr-
???: What a rude person... but since I'm in a good mood today, I'll give you a chance befor-
Wrath: FUCK OFF ALREADY YOU LITTLE BRAT! DIDN'T ANYONE TAUGHT YOU TO DO NOT INTERRUPT OTHERS WHEN THEY ARE HAPPILY TALKING!? IF YES THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU INTERRUPTED ME 2 TIMES IN A ROW! 2. FUCKING. TIMES! WAS I SPEAKING PEACEFULLY!? YES, I WAS! YOU NOTICED THAT I WAS SPEAKING PEACEFULLY, DIDN'T YOU!? DON'T YOU HAVE A FAMILY!? DAD!? OR MOM!? NO!? THEN IT'S NOT MY FUCKING PROBLE-
???: ...stay still
Platinum haired Girl was about to touch wrath when bone breaking sound was heard. Before she touched wrath on the face, wrath instantly broke her jaw.
Wrath: THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM! THAT'S 3 TIMES IN A ROW! ARE YOU DEAF!? OR ARE YOU HIGH!? I WAS HELPING THE LIME TO ACCOMPLISH HIS QUESTS BUT THEN HERE YOU ARE, THE DESTROYER OF FUCKING RIGHTS. IS THERE ANYO-
girl's broken jaw got stabilized instantly. It was like jaw wasn't broken from the start.
???: stop talking.
STAI LEGGENDO
Re:Glitch Chaos Induced In Another World.
Fanfictionyou were playing with glitch in your house when you accidentally glitched yourself in another world. you wanted to go back to your world but you couldn't. what would you do in this world where everyone talks in different language? will you gain amus...
Chapter 26 (Quest of Troll part 2)
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