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‧͙⁺˚*・༓☾ ❝𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐝𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐲, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐲'𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐝.❞ ☽༓・*˚⁺‧͙
[ requested by @MicroBunnyBot! ]
[ tbh i have nothing else to say but this kinda both crack and fluff because i like to think im funny. ]
[ also be warned that i have no idea what im doing so please bare with me here - also this is extremely short and dialogue heavy so i apologize for that :') . ]
[ fluff / crack ]
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"Please help."
"What do you mean?" Aloe inquired on the (built-in??) phone.
"Help."
"What would you mean?"
"I have no idea what any of this is."
"Wait a minute—what do you mean?"
"I have no idea what any of this is." Cyborg said this while picking up a small carrot.
"What—what do you mean by 'I don't know what any of this is'?"
The two bickered a bit until Aloe sighed with a "I'm coming."
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𝐂𝐢𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧 || 𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 𝐑𝐮𝐧 𝐎𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬
Fanfiction[ citrus and cinnamon | cookie run oneshots ] ✧・゚: *✧・゚:*✧・゚: *✧・゚:*✧・゚: *✧・゚:* finally opening up a oneshot book that isn't a ( fully related ) lilac-centered book. read the "terms and conditions" if you want to request something. [ 𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒...