# - Bonten x Female! Therapist! Reader .ೃ࿐
- modern au
When three Bonten idiots get caught, their boss accidentally gets dragged along. Now, they're stuck in an insane asylum, separated and empty of ideas. But, what happens when a kind and caring th...
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warnings !! vulgar language (like, a lot), mention of weapons (once), sanzu haruchiyo (the walking red flag)
It was a typical day for Bonten. The famous trio was messing around, Mikey was eating, and Takeomi held a cigarette in his left hand.
Mochizuki sat next to the chain smoker, on his phone. Beside him, Kokonoi was busy counting his black cards, and Kakucho was doing work, unlike everybody else.
"Nuuuuuuuuu." Everyone turned to their boss, worried and concerned about the nose that just slipped past his lips.
"What's wrong, Mikey?" Takeomi questioned, sharply arching an eyebrow.
"I'm out of Dorayaki and Taiyaki! I can't go "blob blob blob" with the taiyaki anymore!" Like a child, Mikey pouted and huffed. Sanzu and Ran exchanged glances before they burst into manic laughter, clutching their aching stomachs. Rindou cleared his throat, harshly elbowing his brother in the ribs.
"Shut up." The younger Haitani hissed, not wanting to suffer the wrath of Mikey.
"I'll get you some, boss!" Sanzu offered, grinning. He craved Mikey's approval, hence why he even suggested his idea in the first place.
"Rinnie and I go with you, just to make sure you stay out of trouble." Ran uttered, making Rindou groan.
"None of you are qualified to go out alone. Sanzu caused a major car accident the last time you did, Ran broke a fire hydrant, and Rindou robbed a baby. I have nothing else to do, so I'm coming. Don't you dare drag me into your shenanigans, though," Mikey glared at the three as his lips curled into a nasty frown.
"We promise we won't, boss!" Sanzu exclaimed, practically begging Mikey. The silver-haired man sighed.
"Fine. But, if anything happens, you three are dead." The trio shivered at Mikey's icy gaze. His eyes looked dead, lifeless even. It was terrifying.
"I got the car keys." Sanzu drawled, throwing the small piece of metal into the air before skillfully catching it.
"Oh, hell no! You ain't driving, bitch!" Rindou instantly snatched the keys away from the pink-haired man, "You're fucking high right now!"
"I don't care who's driving." Grumbled Mikey, "Just get me my damn food."
The tense atmosphere was interrupted by Mochizuki's loud snore. Kokonoi snickered, body shaking slightly as he quietly laughed.
"Well, since I'm the most responsible here, it's only fitting that I drive," Ran smirked as Rindou begrudgingly shoved the keys into his grasp.
