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Keefe: I am your king, long may I reign!

Marinette: I didn't vote for you.

Keefe: You don't vote for kings.

Marinette: Then how did you become king?

Keefe: Sophie of the Lake, their arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Keefe Sencen, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.

Marinette:

Keefe:

Marinette:

Keefe:

Marinette: Listen. 

Marinette: Strange people lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Adrien: There's my bugaboo! I taught her that last night after trivia!

Sophie: Oh, and Keefe?

Sophie: I was never the Lady of the Lake. You're holding a tree branch, not Excalibur. You're not a king; you're going insane. 

Sophie: I can't believe I'm saying this, but you need more sleep than I do.

Marella: Wow, did Sophie just admit that she barely sleeps?

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