Adrain Pines is the oldest adopted son of the Pines family, who unfortunately had to leave for the summer along with his two young siblings, to stay with their Great Uncle Stan for the summer, who lives in a mysterious, sleepy town in Oregon named G...
Currently, Adrain is asleep in his room, when he felt something sit on his chest, waking him up.
Adrain: Huh...?
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Mabel: Mornin', Addy , guess who?
Adrain: ...-_-... Oh God, not this again...
Adrain looked and saw Mabel upside on his chest, with googlely eyes on her chin, as Dipper walked up to them.
Dipper: Yep, it's definitely this again.
Mabel: That's right. And I'm here to deliver you an upside-downington-tastic message!
Adrain: And what might that be...That you're getting too old for this?
Mabel: Um, kinda, actually. It's that we are exactly one week away from our 13th birthday!
Adrain looked his calendar, and saw Dipper and Mabel's birthdays marked.
Adrain: Oh yeah, that is coming up, isn't it?
Dipper: Soon we're gonna be actual teenagers!
Mabel: Finally! I can stop reading preteen magazines and start reading post-preteen magazines.
Dipper: PG-13 movies, here I come!
Mabel; And just one more year until high school. High school, Dipper! Where girls become women and they teach us stuff about... (Turns Dipper around and whispers:) You know what.
Dipper: Trigonometry?
Mabel: Oh yeah, baby!
Adrain: I don't know how many times I've told you two, High school isn't all that great as you make it out to be.
Suddenly, Stan and Soos both walked in.
Stan: That's not the only good news coming up! In one week my senior citizen's ponytail kit is coming in the mail.
Everyone: ...
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Stan: I'm...I'm kinda going through some things...
Adrain: ...-_-... We noticed...
Soos: In one week, my grandma is finally letting me eat crackers on my bed! The future is coming for us all, dudes.
