𝙖𝙙𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚! || tokyo revengers

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❝mom, how bout i get rid of her dad and we can finally adopt her into our family?❞ he sobbed.

❝Keisuke, no.❞ his mom deadpanned.

Eiji was offended and was ready to jump on him. He rolled up his sleeves.
❝YOU WANNA GO AGAIN GORILLA KID?!❞

❝WHO ARE YOU CALLIN GORILLA KIDZ GRANDPA?!❞ baji snaped, also getting ready to have a brawl with eiji.

❝HAH?! WHO ARE YOU CALLIN GRANDPA?! I BET YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE PERVERTED TEENAGERS WHO HIDES PORN MAGS UNDER THEIR BED!❞

Baji chocked. ❝H-HELL NO!❞

Eiji cackled. ❝you're stuttering.❞

❝I DO NOT!❞

❝Yes you do.❞

❝DO NOT!❞

❝do.❞

❝DO NOT!❞

❝do not.❞

❝DO.❞

Eiji wheezed. ❝HAHA I TOLD U SO.❞

❝FUCK YOU!❞

Eiji snorted. ❝yeah sorry no, I'm not into freaky teenagers.❞

Baji screeched and finally brawled with eiji.

Baji's mom deadpanned while dragging shio away from the chaos. ❝ya'll fight like father and son.❞

Baji and eiji snapped their necks to her direction. ❝EW NO, STOP.❞

Baji then looked at eiji. ❝you're not going to marry my mom right?❞

Eiji hissed, ❝yeah no, i don't want to have a perverted x gorilla breed son like you.❞

❝AJDGDJDHKD❞ baji went crazy along with eiji, fighting in the living room.

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E

iji was walking in the streets of tokyo with shio, trying to have another father-daughter time before finally go back home to yokohama.

He was spoiling her today, to make up these past few months he can't spend with her because of his busy job.

Along their shopping spree, they met with koko and inui.

Koko suddenly shakes eiji's hand. ❝sir, pleasure to meet you, now pls adopt me.❞

Inui deadpanned, slapping koko's head in the back. ❝sorry about him.❞

❝do you have a job opening? I can be shio's babysitter, a housekeeper, your assistant, or even better— an underling-❞ koko rambled.

❝ohmygod, what's wrong with him?❞ eiji walked away from koko. ❝come on, shio. Let's get away from this crazy guy.❞

As the two walked away, inui wheezed.
❝lol you're not gonna get adopted or even hired by him. He thought you're crazy.❞