Avengers react!

"I don't have a uterus." (BW)

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"Now it's time for you to react to a scene from Black Widow!"

"Black Widow?  Is it Nat's movie?" asked Clint.

"Yeah, it is, and it's awesome.  This scene is after Yelena and Natasha busted Alexei out of prison, on the helicopter."

"Oh no," said Natasha as she sighed and put her face in Clint's lap, while Yelena giggled.

"Time to start!"

The scene shows Alexei, Natasha and Yelena on the helicopter.

Alexei: Oh that was exciting, I am so proud of you girls. 

It showed both Yelena and Natasha looking annoyed.

"Is that Alexei?" asked Maria.

"Yeah," replied Yelena.

"No offense to your dad, but he is indeed a little fat," remarked Steve.

Alexei (loudly) : Oh, you can't hear me huh?  Okay.

*proceeds to take a pair of headphones*

Ah.  Wow.

Yelena hits him in the face.

Everyone laughed at that.

Natasha and Yelena both smirked.

Alexei: Okay.  Why the aggression huh?  Is it your time of the month?

Yelena: I don't get a period dips*it, I don't have a uterus.

Natasha: Or ovaries.

"This is kind of gross," muttered Scott, Hope nodding along as well.

Yelena: Yeah, that's what happens when the Red Room gives you involuntary hysterectomy.  They kind of just go in and rip out all of your reproductive organs.  They just get right in there and chop them away, everything, so you can't have babies.

Alexei: Okay okay okay okay, you don't have to get so clinical and nasty.

Yelena: Oh I was just about to talk about the fallopian tubes but okay.

Alexei: No.

Some people don't know whether to laugh or cry at that, so they grabbed some tissues and did both.

"That is so funny," said Shuri as she laughed.

Natasha is shown trying not to laugh.

Alexei: It means so much, that you came back for me.

It showed Natasha shaking her head.

"No, we didn't," said Natasha with a poker face.

Natasha: No no, you're gonna tell us how to get to the Red Room.

Alexei: Huh.  Whoa look at you, all business. 

Natasha: Trust me, this isn't pleasure.

"Sure isn't," muttered Natasha.

Alexei: Little Natasha, all indoctrinated into Western agenda.

Natasha: I chose to go to the West to become an avenger.  'Cause they treated me like family.

"Thanks Natashalie," said Tony with a smirk, and he received a slap on the shoulder from Nat, while Clint gave her a hug.