Once upon a time there was a man named Gordan Ramsey. He was a bad boy. One day, he was passing a homeless orphan who had a cheese souffle. It was dripping EVERYWHERE and it was clearly RAWW. Gordon gasped. What an atrocity. He sauntered over to the curb and ripped the cheese souffle out of the poor kid's hands. It began to rain but there was no breeze. Gordon then happily took the orphans food and left to cook it. When he arrived back at the scene, he walked over to the orphan, cheese souffle in hand. He then took his fork and ate it slowly, savoring each bite.
Immediately after the meal, He finds out he has stage 4 kidney cancer and he is NOT entitled to financial compensation. He then is struck by lightning and DIES.
Once upon another time, Harry Styles was at his concert. He met Shrek in the audience with his gorgeous newly bald head. He inquired Shrek about it and he said that he donated it to cancer funds. Inspired, Harry styles does the same. He donated all of his money to the cancer research fund. He loved his luscious locks, so He donates one of his fingers instead to save the sick children. Now he can't play the guitar anymore :(
Then, the wind blows through his luscious brown locks. The wind also blows 100,000,000 dollars at him. He is now rich.
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Gordon Ramsey and Harry Styles Bible rendition
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