Petunia: I dare you to kiss the cutest person in this room.
Cuddles: Giggles?
Giggles, blushing: Y-yeah?
Cuddles: Can you move a bit? I need to get to Toothy.
Toothy: 0//////0
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Cuddles: Shoot, I lost Toothy in the crowd!
Handy: Don't worry, I got this.
Handy: CUDDLES SUCKS!
Toothy: WHO SAID THAT?! I SWEAR, I WILL BEAT THE SH*T OUT OF YOU!
Handy: Found him.
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Cuddles, drunk: That's my boyfriend, suckers!
Toothy: Your husband, Cuddles.
Cuddles: My husband! Even better!
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Toothy: (whispering) Love of my life says what?
Cuddles: What?
Toothy, smiling: Nothing.
Or, alternatively...
Flippy: (whispering) Toothy's crush says what?
Cuddles: What?
Flippy: CALLED IT!
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Giggles: Cuddles isn't responding to his phone.
Toothy: I'll try.
Giggles: Me and Lumpy have tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Cuddles: Hello?
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Petunia: Why are your tongues purple?
Toothy: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Cuddles: I had a red one.
Petunia: Oh.
Petunia:
Petunia: OH.
Nutty: ... You two drank each others slushies?
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Giggles: Why are Cuddles and Toothy sat with their backs to each other?
Petunia: They had a fight.
Giggles: Then why are they holding hands?
Petunia: They get sad when they fight.
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HTF Randomness! [DISCONTINUED]
RandomAnything goes in this book! There will be incorrect quotes, ask and dare, Would You Rather, headcannons and oneshots of the ships, featuring the Happy Tree Friends gang! Because I am never satisfied with my work, and because I tend to miss things o...