Toothy x Cuddles Incorrect Quotes

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Petunia: I dare you to kiss the cutest person in this room.

Cuddles: Giggles?

Giggles, blushing: Y-yeah?

Cuddles: Can you move a bit? I need to get to Toothy.

Toothy: 0//////0

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Cuddles: Shoot, I lost Toothy in the crowd!

Handy: Don't worry, I got this.

Handy: CUDDLES SUCKS!

Toothy: WHO SAID THAT?! I SWEAR, I WILL BEAT THE SH*T OUT OF YOU!

Handy: Found him.

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Cuddles, drunk: That's my boyfriend, suckers!

Toothy: Your husband, Cuddles.

Cuddles: My husband! Even better!

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Toothy: (whispering) Love of my life says what?

Cuddles: What?

Toothy, smiling: Nothing.

Or, alternatively...

Flippy: (whispering) Toothy's crush says what?

Cuddles: What?

Flippy: CALLED IT!

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Giggles: Cuddles isn't responding to his phone.

Toothy: I'll try.

Giggles: Me and Lumpy have tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Cuddles: Hello?

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Petunia: Why are your tongues purple?

Toothy: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Cuddles: I had a red one.

Petunia: Oh.

Petunia:

Petunia: OH.

Nutty: ... You two drank each others slushies?

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Giggles: Why are Cuddles and Toothy sat with their backs to each other?

Petunia: They had a fight.

Giggles: Then why are they holding hands?

Petunia: They get sad when they fight.

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