Noah Voorhees

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Noah Voirhees: Down at the campside
Counselors are chilling by the fire
My mind is not right
Killing's like an art, and i feel inspired
They Scream and run
In every which direction in a panic
And one by one
I'll pick 'em off and kill them with
My dance moves, and show 'em my grooves
Cause todays's Friday the 13th
I'm breaking backs and gouging eyeballs out when i attack
Today is Friday the 13th
I'll waste these kids without remorse with...
Cr*tch chop, head stomp, tonight!
Can't hide, i'll find you
I'll stick my blade right through that closet door
No door i can't break through
Take the window or i'll spear you like a boar
If you stab my neck, I'll chill a bit but then I'll trail your tail
Teleport trek,
I'll jump ahead to where you least expect, then you'll get wrecked
Cause today's Friday the 13th
I'll slam your body down like this is WWE
Today is Friday the 13th
I'll knock your heart right out then I'll...
Head punch, bear hug, tonight!
Shotguns and flare stuns don't work
All they do is to slow me down
But feel confused when girl wear my mom's sweater and talk
Tommy Jarvis
He machetes me right in the eye
I'm Noah Voorhees, I can't be killed, and a new round's bout to start
You thought you killed me, but now i'm back and slaying in the dark
Creative thoughts, I'll rip you're jaw or throw you on a stump
Go call the cops
It gives you hope but won't help
Save you're life, I'll give you strife
Cause today's Friday the 13th
I'll tear your arms off up against a tree and leave you limbless
Today is Friday the 13th
They cal me chiropractor cause I'll...
Crack your, break your, your neck!

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