Luke ;;
Luke; guys help
Calum; with what
Mikey; we aren't going to give you a handjob god Luke
Luke; go suck a dick Michael, I need help with Ashton
Calum; why...?
Luke; He's just so wonderful and amazing and for the past 4 nights I facetimed him till like 4 in morning and just Calum help I'm starting to feel feelings
Calum; thIS IS SO CUTE AW IM SCREENSHOTTING THESE
Mikey; just fuck him already smh
Luke; ... I'm working on it
Calum; just let it happen
Calum; Ashton likes dick almost as much as you do so there's a 137% he'll fall in love with you
Luke; don't give me false hope Column.
Calum; and also for as long as I've known Ashton he doesn't stay up past 12 and well 4 is like 3 hours after midnight
Mikey named the conversation "Lashton 4lyfe <33".
Mikey; but fr Luke have u seen urself ur hot as hell if he doesn't fall in love with u then I will
Calum; um excuse you, your boyfriend will not approve of that
Mikey; eh ur getting boring anyways
Luke named the conversation "Malum drama :O".
Mikey; shut up Luke.
Calum; fuck you Michael, I don't like you
Mikey; shut up I'll give you a blowjob later you ass
Calum; only a blowjob? I'm disappointed
Luke; stop stop stop
Calum; oh right this is a groupchat
Luke; now onto more important matters
Mikey; hey boring boyfriend, maybe if we talk dirty to each other itll give Luke some inspiration ;))
Calum; if you want to have sex just say so
Mikey; I want your dįck so far up my ass that you're balls deep.
Luke; that was so blunt it got me high
Calum; fuck I'll be over in 5
Calum left the conversation.
Mikey; jfc he was serious
Mikey; hell yes I'm getting laid
Mikey left the conversation.
Luke just stared at his phone.
He started the goddamn groupchat to get advice on what to do, not witness Malum sexy time.
He sighed and opened up safari, he felt like a teenage girl with a crush.
Luke sighed again before typing 'how to tell a guy you like him' in the Google search engine.
He scrolled through the options before exiting off it and scoffing to himself, "What the fuck am i doing, I'm a 17 year old guy, I can do this." Whispering it over and over to himself.
"Now I'm talking to myself, awesome."
And then when an incoming FaceTime call came in from Ashton, Luke's self-pep talk went out the window and that was when he knew he was completely screwed.
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Connection ; Lashton ✓
Fanfiction"knock knock" "who's this?" "the fuck dude, u r suppose to reply with who's there" or the one where Luke likes to message random numbers and Ashton decided to reply.
