I WENT INTO THE BATHROOM AND WAS ABOUT TO SIT MY ASS DOWN AND I SAW A FUCKING SPIDER IN THE SINK (IM ARACHNOPHOBIC (IDFK IF THAT'S HOW U SPELL IT STFU IM IN SHOCK) LIKE SUPERRR ARACHNOPHOBIC) AND I GRABBED THE CLOSEST THING;
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YEAH THAT SHIT. AND CRUSHED IT (I HOPE) AND SLID IT OVER UNDER THE FAUCET AND TURNED THE WATER ON, AND I LIFTED UP THE TOOTHPASTE AND THEIR WAS NO FUCKING BODY WTFFFF IM CONFUSED. WHERE IN THE HELL DID IT GO??? FUCKING NARNIA???
IM HAVING FUCKING VIETNAM FLASHBACKS FROM WHEN I SAW A BROWN SPOT ON THE CEILING (I HAVE A BUNK BED AND SLEEP ON THE TOP BUNK) AND JOKINGLY THOUGHT "oH iTs A sPiDeR) SO I TURNED ON MY FLASHLIGHT AND IT FUCKING WAS, AND SO CLOSE TO MY FACE. IM NOT KIDDING WHEN I SAY I ALMOST HAD A PANIC ATTACK I LOW-KEY CRIED
AT MY DADS I SLEEP ON THE COUCH AND THEIRS A SPIDER ON THE CEILING ABOUT EVERY NIGHT (the ceilings rlly high) SO I GOT USED TO SEEING THEM AND ASKING MY DAD TO TAKE IT OUTSIDE OR KILL IT. BUT I GOT BACK FROM MY DAD'S TWO MONTHS AGO BITCH- I HAVEN'T SEEN A SPIDER IN A LONG FUCKING TIME.
MY HEART IS BEATING SO FUCKING FAST AHHHHHHHH
I JUST WANNA SLEEP BUT NOW IT FEELS LIKE THEIRS SPIDERS CRAWLING ON EVERY INCH OF ME WTF JUST LET ME SLEEP MOTHERFUCKER-
let's just say....I used my mom's bathroom and I'm also very itchy and scared/ scarred 😬😳😭😩
