***** DISCLAIMER: These characters belong to Shannon Messenger and Aladdin belongs to Disney, but all the writing is my own questionable imagination!*** Also: Written pre-Unlocked & Stellarlune!
**** set in the Aladdin marketplace in a Keeper-Ali world*****
*crowds shuffle through the streets* *Sophie, Fitz, Biana, Dex, Tam, and Linh are shopping, looking very out of place. Sophie hands a few coins to a merchant and purchased a loaf of bread. Out of nowhere, a figure in a Neverseen cloak rushes by and snatches the loaf of bread out of her hands, running away into the crowd*
Sophie: KEEFE! KEEFE! SOMEONE STOLE MY BREAD!
Fitz: *points dramatically* Someone stole her bread!!!
*from a nearby rooftop, Keefe swings down on a rope*
Keefe: I'LL STOP 'EM FOSTER!!!
*he lands in front of them and strikes a heroic pose*
NEVER FEAR! CAPTAIN HUNKYHAIR IS HERE!!!
Sophie: *squints* Keefe, why on earth are you wearing an eyepatch?
Biana: With a filthy overcoat?
Dex: And a hook?
Fitz: With a sword?
*attempts to sheath the sword, then opts to just tuck it under his arm*
Keefe: 'Cause this one pirate I crossed paths with in the desert practically threw it at me in the dessert and he was like 'yo gimme your stuff or I'll slit your gizzard' and I was like 'you bet!' and I gave him seven bottles of Fart a la Carte and told him it was a good trade. And then I ran.
Sophie: You gave a human Fart a la Carte?
Keefe: Of course, Foster! It doesn't hurt to swap ideas!
Linh: *shakes her head* That poor soul.
Keefe: He'll be alright, right Fitzie? *loops arm around Fitz's shoulders*
Fitz: You know I still haven't forgiven you for that? I was ...incapacitated for like two days until Elwin gave me an antidote.
*Dex snickers*
Keefe: Who said it was me? *checks Fitz's forehead* Fitzie, I think you have a fever. Dehydration, what a pity!
*steers Fitz away*
Fitz: What are you doing? Let me go!
Keefe: *shakes head sympathetically* Poor man doesn't know what he's saying.
Fitz: I do know what I'm saying!
Keefe: Stay back Foster! Whatever he has might be contagious for telepaths!
Fitz: But we're--
*Keefe trips on the hem of his overcoat and goes down, dragging Fitz with him*
Fitz: Ow.
Linh: Are you okay?
Keefe: No, I'm Captain Hunkyhair!
Fitz: *dusting himself off* Well, Captain, you almost impaled me with your sword.
Keefe: My sword! *looks around**freezes* Where'd it go?
Biana: Here. *reappears with sword* I think I'd better hold on to it.
Dex: Woah.
Keefe: B-but my sword!
Fitz: But our lives!
Tam: Sorry, Captain. I'm with Biana.
Keefe: Not you too, Bangs Boy. *turns to Dex* Dex?
Dex: *Looks from sword to Biana, who gestures*
Dex: Um...perhaps you should invest in a scabbard?
Keefe: Well that's rigged. Bangs Girl?
Linh: ...It is...sharp.
Keefe: Foster???
Sophie: *is zoned out, distracted*
Keefe: Fine. *throws off his coat and begins warming up, cracking his knuckles*
Fitz: What are you doing?
Keefe: A good captain goes down with his ship. And he doesn't go down without a fight.
Linh: *sighs* We're on land, Keefe. In the desert.
Dex: You're going to take on all of us?
Keefe: Whatever the cost. *assumes fighting stance, ready to throw the first punch*
Sophie: Uh, guys?
Keefe: Yes, Foster?
Sophie: ...What about the bread? And the Neverseen?
Keefe: OH SHOOT THE BREAD
BINABASA MO ANG
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