I go to Home Depot and scour the isles
I take my time, walking for miles
I stop midway and behold a fine sight
She is the most beautiful thing to grace my eyes
The Makita 12 volt drill, how could it be so fine?
Did Hephaestus craft this himself with his godly fire?
Did Aphrodite kiss is with her soft lips?
Did Zeus throw lightning into it's powerful assist?
My search for love has come to an end, and sweet it is!
No woman alive could stir such a feeling within
