Home Depot, please sponsor this peice
I buy all my tools from you, even my hex keys
My buckets are all your proud, bright orange
I'll see you tomorrow for a brand new door hinge
Other companies can go ahead and suck it;
They don't have iconic orange buckets
How do doers get more done?
By finding quality tools for an incredible sum
My toilet broke the other month, where do you think I went?
Your workers knew exactly where to find the right gasket
I saved so much money, I bought a new socket wrench
With deep metric sockets, because the short ones don't make sense
The point I'm trying to make, If I'm allowed to say
How much business do you think I've sent your way?
Im no longer a tradesman, and some days I miss it
I feel at home at the depot. Love, Construction Poet
