Barbatos: Tsaritsa the tit decimator
Morax: let's stop fighting please
Morax: Barbatos, why don't you tell scaramouche to do it?
Barbatos: is my life not precious to you?
Baal: no
Tsaritsa: absolutely not
Murata: enemies to lovers, the sequel
Barbatos: let me talk to xingqiu real quick
Morax: do what I told you
Barbatos: is my life that unimportant
Baal: yes
Tsaritsa: yes
*Venti's personally made hellhole*
tone deaf dj: @EVERYONE WAKE UP WHORES
fake gay pirate: Im already awake
mom: same
chalk: sleep is unnecessary
sucrOwOse: IM AWAKE
atheist: what the fuck do you want
book horny: Venti I swear to god
tone deaf dj: @short bastard do your job
short bastard: who do you think you are
mommy: do it
mommy: the tsaritsa is fucking waking me up because you're a lazy bitch
short bastard: ok bitch
tone deaf dj: I forgot you two were siblings
thing 1: the resemblance is uncanny
baal simp 1: good morning baal <3
fake gay pirate: there are 30 other people here
baal simp 1: 30 people I don't care about
mommy: good morning Yae
baal simp 2: good morning Baal
mommy: good morning
real gay pirate: gay lesbian sex girl on girl porn HD real hot 100% real
rich mom: ???
real gay pirate: fuck this isn't google
tired: I am traumatized
atheist: Beidou what the fuck
real gay pirate: I am awake and I am horny
fake gay pirate: amen
communist mermaid: do you guys ever have normal conversations?
walnut: no why would we
fireworks girl: Im bored
unlucky: lets play minecraft :D
real gay pirate: you can't have sex on minecraft so no
all my friends are dead: concerning
rich mom: definitely
fake gay pirate: what game can you be horny on?
tone deaf dj: you could be horny on minecraft if you weren't a fucking coward
real gay pirate: im not a coward
tone deaf dj: minecraft it is then
*Minecraft chat*
Xx_Barbatos_xX: why is everything on fire already
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FanfictionVenti makes a chatfic. Everyone is gay. Chaos ensues (originally on Ao3)
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