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Barbatos: Tsaritsa the tit decimator

Morax: let's stop fighting please

Morax: Barbatos, why don't you tell scaramouche to do it?

Barbatos: is my life not precious to you?

Baal: no

Tsaritsa: absolutely not

Murata: enemies to lovers, the sequel

Barbatos: let me talk to xingqiu real quick

Morax: do what I told you

Barbatos: is my life that unimportant

Baal: yes

Tsaritsa: yes

*Venti's personally made hellhole*

tone deaf dj: @EVERYONE WAKE UP WHORES

fake gay pirate: Im already awake

mom: same

chalk: sleep is unnecessary

sucrOwOse: IM AWAKE

atheist: what the fuck do you want

book horny: Venti I swear to god

tone deaf dj: @short bastard do your job

short bastard: who do you think you are

mommy: do it

mommy: the tsaritsa is fucking waking me up because you're a lazy bitch

short bastard: ok bitch

tone deaf dj: I forgot you two were siblings

thing 1: the resemblance is uncanny

baal simp 1: good morning baal <3

fake gay pirate: there are 30 other people here

baal simp 1: 30 people I don't care about

mommy: good morning Yae

baal simp 2: good morning Baal

mommy: good morning

real gay pirate: gay lesbian sex girl on girl porn HD real hot 100% real

rich mom: ???

real gay pirate: fuck this isn't google

tired: I am traumatized

atheist: Beidou what the fuck

real gay pirate: I am awake and I am horny

fake gay pirate: amen

communist mermaid: do you guys ever have normal conversations?

walnut: no why would we

fireworks girl: Im bored

unlucky: lets play minecraft :D

real gay pirate: you can't have sex on minecraft so no

all my friends are dead: concerning

rich mom: definitely

fake gay pirate: what game can you be horny on?

tone deaf dj: you could be horny on minecraft if you weren't a fucking coward

real gay pirate: im not a coward

tone deaf dj: minecraft it is then

*Minecraft chat*

Xx_Barbatos_xX: why is everything on fire already

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