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It had been only a few hours after Shrek and the gang had saved their beloveds, and James was throwing it back so hard that he broke the wall by smacking his ass into it.

He put his hand over his mouth and giggled.

''Oop, sis I spilled that tea skskksks''

Word Girl was one step closer to uninstalling Earth with a bomb she had implanted in the core 32 years ago.

Ariana and Barbie were James' backup dancers and they were honestly doing a way better job than James was, but Shrek would never admit that because he loved James too much.

''KEEP GOIN' JAMES MAH LOHV, YER SO SHREXY.''

James bAshfuLlY looked away, twirling his nonexistent hair through his finger.

Suddenly, Jungkook popped out of nowhere giving Todoroki a piggyback ride. He set his boyfriend down, and went over to Shrek, slapping him to get his attention.

''Hey, aren't you and James supposed to be on a honeymoon right now??''

Shrek chUCkled patting Jungkook on the head.

''We are! It wouldn' be a honeymoon without frehnds!''

Word Girl face-palmed, doing the 'Boi' gesture with her hands. Being untainted by stupid human philosophies such as love and sex, she was the only thing here that had more braincells than a rock.

''A honeymoon is literally meant for a newly married couple to be able to spend time together on vacation???''

Shrek waved at her dismissively, rolling his eyes so hard they popped out.

''Nah, you guys are too special to us.''

Barbie, James & Ariana had stopped dancing, and were giggling like 10 yo girls at a slumber party together.

Suddenly, Donkey appeared out of nowhere and jumped over the couch.

''OH 'EM GEE GUYS, LET'S PLAY TRUTH OR DARE.''

Everyone squealed excitedly, getting in a circle. Barbie was first up, daring Jungkook.

''Okay, Truth or Dare?''

''Truth, el oh el''

''Is it true you're secretly half-unicorn?''

Jungkook looked around at everyone, who were looking at him excitedly.

''Yes, I'm half Unicorn. It's why I'm so pretty, duh.''

Jungkook asked Word Girl next, who promptly chose Dare because she's an AroAce queen not a wuss.

''I dare you to eat some of the minions we got from our raid.''

Word Girl sprinted into the kitchen, ate an entire minion, probably Kevin, whole, and then came back out.

''Easy peasy.''

Word Girl turned to James next, grinning evily.

''Truth or dare James?''

''DARE, OH 'EM GEE.''

''I dare you and Shrek to go by yourselves on a Honeymoon instead of dragging us along because I have better things to be doing than watching you guys kiss, that shit nasty.''

Everyone blinked at Word Girl, then started cheering because it was the best dare in T or D history.

A Guinness Book of World Records recorder suddenly crashed through the wall, ranking word girl in the New top spot for best Truth or Dare dare ever.

Then James and Shrek went off to go do their dare, living happily ever after and adopting Blue from Blues clues aswell as Uniqua & Tyrone from Backyardicans.

THE END.

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LMAO, THANKS FOR WAITING SO LONG FOR ME TO UPDATE THIS CRACK SHIT AGAIN HJHJHJHJHJ

If you have any extra crap you want me to put in here, I'll add it as bonus stories, like where Aoyama and Iida went or a special chapter dedicated to Barbie and Ariana being Lesbian Queens.

Or maybe Word Girl being a legendary feminist, who knows.