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ᎢᎻᎬᏆᎡ FᏆᎡᏚᎢ ᎷᎬᎬᎢᏆNᏩ

It was a normal day, and James woke up to the sound of his personalize phone alarm at 6 AM.

"HI SISZTERZ, HI SISZTERZ HI SISZTERS-"

He groGgiLY turned it off, swishing his beautiful brown perm around before strutting out of bed to put on the most aesthetic outfit you've ever seen.

His Yandere Simulator school uniform.

Then he caked 10 lbs of makeup onto his face to start the day.

James walked out into the living room to be greeted by his mom, Ashes Mom & brother, Ash.

"Yo, I'm gonna go out with Barry today, wanna join us James?"

"No lol, I heard we have a hot new Science teacher and I need to dazzle him with my TikTok dancing."

"Wow ur gay, I am too I'm dating Clemont from Pokemon XY"

"ACtuAllY, I'm PAN, but thanks bro bro"

James stood up, kYAAAAAing as he saw the time, rushing out the door with his purse, limp wrist & a piece of toast in his mouth.

|Fun Fact: I can deepthroat a banana|

When James got to school, he saw his two BESTIES, Jungkook & Ariana Grande.

"HI SISSZZZTTERRRRRRZZZZ~"

"Omg, hi JAmEs"

Ariana replied, looking like a goddamn Queen because she is one. She flipped her GOLDEN BROWN HAIR and smIRked.

"So, are u gonna try and seduce the new Science Professor bestie?"

Jungkook asked, flipping his nonexistent long hair.

"Oh hell yeah, you know it king."

James popped his lips and threw it back, causing a bunch of people to die from nosebleeds.

Just then, the bell rang, and the 3 bESTIES rushed to get to class.

|Fun Fact: I can Iceskate, ride a scooter & Rollerskate but I can't ride a skateboard, bike or hoverboard|

As James StrUtTeD through the doorway to the classroom, he was met with the sight of the new teacher.

He had a gorgeous bald head, rippling abs under his white polo, & beautiful dog shart brown eyes.

James fainted, falling down the stairs as Ariana gasped & Jungkook screamed, but qUIcK as a FLasH, the new teacher had dove to catch James.

"Are ye okay, kid?"

"Y-Yes, I am. Thank you, Mr-?"

"Shrek. Call me Shrek."

James GigGLEd.

"Okay, Shrek."

After that, class started & James kept staring at Shrek, who was standing at the board writing down the Chemical formula for Chemistry.

Ariana was busy flirting with Barbie & Jungkook was making out with Todoroki on the desk.

No one cared, obviously, because it was hot.

Ken & Ryan from Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse were bickering like a married couple and got into their own heated makeout session aswell.

Pretty soon everyone had found a makeout partner.

Everyone except James & Shrek.

Shrek slowly approached the sHAkey bOY, James batting his eyes SeDucTivELY.

Soon, they too were making out on a desk, and it was so hot the moon got sunburnt from it.

"Marry me, James?"

"Of course, Shrek."