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James, Word Girl, Ariana and Aoyama were currently being held captive by Gru, his daughters, and the Minions.

Doctor Nefario was cooking up a new potion that would make them tell the truth about everything.

Margo was holding her Mexican ex-boyfriend who dumped her within a day for another girl at gunpoint.

Edith and Agnes had the other hostages at gunpoint, holding the same AK-47's as the Minions.

"SISZTERS, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON."

"SHUT UP, LITTEL GORL."

"I'M A MAN, YOU LIMP-DICK CUMSTAIN."

Everyone made an "Ooooo" noise.

"Møn çhèríë jæma pēll umbrêøn inklíñg"

Agnis got angry because she couldn't understand the language of the baguettes.

"FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT SHIT I DON'T SPEAK CROISSANT."

She then proceeded to shoot Aoyama in the leg, and then he screamed like a donkey. James, Ariana & Word Girl gasped. It was time for the ultimate moves.

"WORD POWERS ACTIVATE!!!"

Word Girl shot the word "Dick" in big block letters at Edith, who fell over 20 times like a dramatic anime character.

Suddenly Doctor Nefario threw the potion at James, who started crying and said:

"IT'S TRUE, I AM PREGNANT"

Everyone gasped.

Then Ariana started crying too because the potion got on her too.

"I KILLED KEN SO ME AND BARBIE COULD RUN OFF TOGETHER."

More gasps.

"HAH, I KNEW IT. YOU SHALLEN'T SORVIVE LITTEL GORLS."

Kevin the minion proceeded to shoot Aoyama in the other leg, and he screamed again. Suddenly, Shrek burst through the wall on Dragon with Barbie & Jungkook with Iida behind him screaming.

"I WILL SAVE YOU, MY LOVE"

"MON CHEREEEEEEEEEEE"

Iida picked up Aoyama and sprinted off into the sunset. Barbie jumped off and stabbed Doctor Nefario in the eye with her 8 inch heels, screaming like the bad bitch she is.

Word Girl was Scrabble battling Agnis, Margo & Edith while Jungkook was dance battling Gru. James suddenly got up and threw his portable makeup kit all over the minions who were screaming as the toxic chemicals from the eyeshadow got in their mouths.

"TAKE THAT YOU JAUNDICE KIDS."

Shrek swooped down, picking up James.

"Time for our honeemoohn, my lohve"

"Awwwwe, shREK"

They picked up Ariana, who had been beating the shit out of Stewart the Minion with her handbag, and also Barbie, Jungkook & Word Girl.

Then they all kissed their respective partners, but not Word Girl because she's an AroAce queen.