What happens when an ordinary Highschooler meets their new hot ogre Science Professor?
Find out in this story of love, backstabbing, heartbreak & thrill <3
LMAO I'M GREAT 😩😩😩
James was nervously pAcINg around his dressing room in his wedding dress, Jungkook, Clemont, Barbie & Ariana trying to calm him down before the time came.
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Ariana & Barbie were trying to do James' weave while Jungkook did his makeup.
Suddenly, James had the urge to throw it back, causing Jungkook to smear his 5th layer of foundation. Jungkook fainted, the ruining too much for his soul.
"Ugh, now we need a new make-up artist."
James was crying, but his epic Make-up god powers held back the tears so his mascara wouldn't run.
Ariana dialed a very long number into her phone, and suddenly Aoyama from MHA burst in through the door, posing like the French God he is.
"Oui, I have come to make you look as elegant as possible!"
Aoyama fixed the mess that was James face, stepping back and posing like he was a model again.
Ariana finger snapped three times, nodding in approval of the beauty that was James.
"So stunning, bestie, you'll kill him with your looks."
"But then he'd be dead, Ari."
"Ugh, I wasn't being serious James."
"WHAtEver, ArIAnA."
Suddenly, Blaze from Blaze and the Monster Machines burst in through the wall. He picked James up and carried him away, screaming.
"OH EM GEE, THE TRUCK SMUDGED MY EYESHADOW."
From the alter, Shrek heard James screaming like a little girl on helium. He ripped off his tuxedo, revealing his SeXY six pack, and got onto the maid of honor Dragon to go save his beloved.
"I'm comin' for ye James!"
"SHREK, MY HERO!"
Blaze swerved to the left, his fat ass smacking Dragon out of the air. Suddenly, Word Girl appeared, beating the shit out of Blaze.
She caught James and set him down on the ground triumphantly.
"Oh em gee, thank you WoRd GIrl."
"No problem. You're cute, wanna get married?"
"NO, HE'S MARRYING ME LITTEL GORL."
Gru suddenly appeared from the shadows, followed by two minions with AK-47's.
