𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐘 ᵈʸˡᵃⁿ ᵒ'ᵇʳⁱᵉⁿ [1]

fifty-four

GROUPCHAT

THE GLADE

lavvie
why was i not warned alcohol HURTS
OW

tommy
Hangover?

my love
her breasts are like the size of watermelons
i love it

lavvie
IT HURTS
GET AWAY
UNLESS YOU WANNA PUMP ME

my love
brb guys gonna go milk lavvie

ki<3
i couldve gone my entire life without
that image

uncle will
same ki

lavvie
it physically hurts
so bad
like i cannot exaggerate it enough
and i cant even breast feed
bc the alcohol
and my pumps are being fucking stupid

kayak
awh nooo:(
make dylan pump you
like fr
he needs to put in the work🙄

lavvie
period.
OW OKAY NVM
DYLAN TOO ROUGH ON THE BOOBS

tommy
HE ACTUALLY DID IT???

my love
i wanted to help:(

lavvie
go feed your daughter
i got this

uncle will
can i come see my niece?

lavvie
ask dylan
im off duty today

ki<3
can you even be off duty?

my love
i can be mom and dad😌

kayak
omg

TWITTER

LAVVIE: dylan is being a grump bc im watching supernatural without him and he has a crush on jensen ackles
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DYLANOBRIEN: he's too pretty

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USERNAME: same dylan, same

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USERNAME: can we all get jensen to interact w dylan so hes not grumpy to lavvie
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LAVVIE: no no have him interact w me😩
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DYLANOBRIEN: NO YOU GET ALL THE HOT GUYS LET ME GET THIS ONE

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USERNAME: dylan literally just called himself hot
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LAVVIE: think its time for me to start back up with the insults?
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USERNAME: yes, cant let him get too cocky

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JENSENACKLES: Tell Dylan that he is pretty as well
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DYLANOBRIEN: thank you jensen
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LAVVIE: you have made his day, he is now dancing around the house like a little school girl

LAVVIE: is it bad that even though im literally dating and have a whole child with him, stiles isn't my favorite character?
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DYLANOBRIEN: make it make sense

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USERNAME: yes and no?

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USERNAME: HOW IS HE NOT YOUR FAVORITE ITS LITERALLY DYLAN
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LAVVIE: IDK ITS JUST AN ICK IG

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USERNAME: please say your favorite isn't still theo
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LAVVIE: no its liam/isaac but theo is up there

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USERNAME: how you gonna like theo and not stiles
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LAVVIE: no no i love stiles but hes just not my favorite
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USERNAME: why though???
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LAVVIE: possibly bc i have to deal with him every day, im not sure