Arthur: BOO!
Francis: AHH! Stahhp, you could've made me drop my croissant!
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Feliciano: Fratello, how are those chicken strips?
Lovino: FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS
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Alfred: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR ME?!
Arthur: THATS MY OPIOOOOON!!!!!!!
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Matthew: Yo, how much money do you have?
Alfred: 69 cents
Matthew: AYE, you know what that means?
Alfred, crying: I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets
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Antonio: Hurricane Katrina? More like , Hurricane tortilla
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Kiku, recording Ludwig and Feliciano: Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they're not gay
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Ludwig: Alfred , could you read number 23 for the class?
Alfred: No I cannot. What up, I'm Alfred, I'm nineteen and I never learned how to fucking read
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APH America One Shots
FanfictionI own nothing but the one shots! One shots of everybody's favorite American! Includes: Ukeamerica Fluff Angst
