Arlo: I hate beans.
John: Say that while your shoes are in the river.
Sera: Saltines for S'mores. Unbelievable.
Isen: Who blindfolded me and put a noose on my neck?!
Fiore: We did.
Emerson: We did.
Blyke: ooh I wanna watch.
Arlo: Guys I feel rain EVERYONE GET IN THE TENT.
Emerson: Aw.
- Tent -
Elaine: Arlo wanna snuggle.
Arlo: Not now Elaine I'm having instant cold coffee.
John: Don't ever snuggle in front of us.
Remi: Who's idea was to get a giant tent for all of us?
Blyke: Seraphina.
Sera: Didn't know how bad it would be. Couldn't have sex right now.
Blyke: Damn it! I wanted to see what makes sex so horrible for him.
John: She once brought a vegetable chopper for my penis.
Elaine: Quiet!
Isen: Guys I hear a bear.
Emerson: There is no bears in this area.
Isen: Phew.
John: Alright imma get some hotdogs I packed.
Sera: Hotdogs?
John: Yeah, I even brought mayonnaise.
Emerson: Reminds me of when he got me mayonnaise.
Fiore: Horrible gift.
Elaine: OMG I SEE A BEAR!!!
Arlo: But were not in Russia.
Blyke: Racist.
Remi: That's my stuffed bear you idiot.
Elaine: OHHHH!!!!
Blyke: Racist.
Arlo: NO ONE SAID ANYTHING RACIST!!
Blyke: Racist.
Arlo: OMG SHUT UP!!!
John: Damn it Sera! Why did you install a porn blocker?!
Sera: Because you need to look at ME.
John: But females in screen don't hurt me.
Isen: True DAT.
Arlo: Shut up!
Remi: Can we just sit here without sex like at all?!
John: But we are all horny teenagers who have hormone imbalance.
Sera: Finally he said something high IQ.
Remi: Yeah I know that!
Remi: BUT KEEP IT TO YOUR SELVES!!!
Arlo: Thank You Remi.
Elaine: Arlo something is wrong with me va-
Arlo: You heard Remi.
Sera: Ugh you have yeast infection?!
Emerson: DAMN IT CAN I EAT MY DAMN SANDWICH WITHOUT YOUR NASTY SHIT!!!
Fiore: But you're vulgar too.
Emerson: NOT AROUND EVERYONE ELSE!!!
Elaine: Pfft no I don't.
John: Wait, SERA YOU DO?!
Sera: No I was just asking.
John: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Arlo: I SAID QUIET!!!
John: EAT MY CAST IRON PAN ASSLO!!!
Blyke: GUYS STOP FIGHTING!!!
Arlo: I HAVE SHEILDS!!!
John: YOU AINT IN FORTNITE BITCH!!!!
Arlo: SHHHEEEEEETTTT!!!!
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unOrdinary: Hidden - Chatfic ∆
General FictionTHERES A LOT OF HORNY CRACK SHIT!!! OK, so this is a chatfic based on my story unordinary: Hidden My original characters are here and this mostly follows the events of Hidden. Main ships are Jeraphina and Blemi though I may do a little Asslo x Toot...
