Isen Needs A Hobby

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Question, does anyone who read this actually have read unOrdinary: Hidden before? If not then you are probably confused why I have OCs here. This chatfic is based on my other story.





Isen: I need a new hobby.

John: Other than kinky?

Isen: Kinky.

Arlo: Yeah you need a new one.

Sera: How about gardening.

Remi: Thats a great idea!

Emerson: That's a horrible idea.

Remi: Why?

Isen: My mom left me some seeds for 'weed'.

Emerson: That.

John: DO NOT GROW THAT!!

Isen: Why?

John: It is illegal and is the reason why Sera half rapes me.

Sera: What?

John: Yeah you smoke that shit everyday.

Blyke: OOOOH!!

Arlo: You know I am authority.

Sera: JOHN!

John: Revenge bitch

Sera: For what?!

John: You know fucking what.

Isen: Well no weed then. ('o_o)

Fiore: HOW ABOUT VENUS FLY TRAPS!!

Isen: Why?

Fiore: Watch them suckers die!

Emerson: I better stay away from you today.

Isen: No plants.

Blyke: Oh video games! What about that!

Isen: OK!

John: Please don't buy a PlayStation.

Isen: Why?

Sera: I beat his ass everyday on gran turismo.

Arlo: Really?!

Remi: I would pay to see John get his ass whooped.

Emerson: He does everyday. He loses testosterone being whooped.

Blyke: Oh yeah his half rapes.

John: QUIET. ALL OF YOU!

Sera: He sucks sooooo bad at pretty much every game we play.

John: I do not.

Sera: You died in Minecraft. On the first 10 minutes.

Emerson: Wow.

Remi: Even a noon wouldn't die so quickly.

Sera: He then died again in two minutes and blamed that the game was to hard.

Sera: It was on passive mode.

Arlo: BWAHAHAHA!!!

Isen: No games then.

Emerson: How about computers?

Isen: I don't wanna be a nerd.

Emerson: A nerd is a person who does not fit in society.

John: Shut up nerd with your nerd shit.

Emerson: At least a woman doesn't bully me everyday.

Arlo: John has no balls.

John: But I grew em back.

Arlo: MENTALLY.

John: How dare you.

Sera: And I would gladly eat it again.

Fiore: YOU DIRTY SLUT!

Sera: So what? It runs in our family. My sister has 4 kids. Your next.

Emerson: 😱

Blyke: OMG Sera ate John's balls, I remember.

John: She ate them in front of my EYES!!

Isen: No THAT was kinky.

Remi: How about drawing Isen!

John: He's just gonna draw hentai and rule 34.

Isen: Which I already do.

John: See?

Remi: (-_-)

Arlo: Politics.

Isen: So I get to say awesome speeches?

Arlo: Yes.

Isen: 4 sandwiches and 7 pears ago.....

Emerson: You stupid idiot.

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