John: Ugh, why do I have to be horny at random times?
Arlo: Its called teenage hood my friend.
John: I hate it so much.
Sera: DID SOMEONE SAY HORNY!?!?!?
John: Maybe.
Emerson: Please not again.
John: Your just jealous.
Blyke: You just got raped the other day.
John: It was not raped.
Arlo: Sounded like it.
Elaine: Arrrrllllooo, I made OJ!
Arlo: Don't give the president orange paint Elaine.
Remi: He told you.
Emerson: Just to clarify, I am not jealous.
Isen: Maybe his Weiner doesn't work OR doesn't have one because he's inter-
Emerson has muted Isen.
Emerson: Does work and you need to get off my private shit.
Emerson: Also my condition is not as severe you fat as swipe.
Remi: Look, I don't care. Can we talk about other stuff?
John: No you nine year old.
Sera: JOON ARE U HORNY!?!?!
John: Not anymore since you called me Joon.
Arlo: Joon, gets me every time.
Blyke: LMAO.
Sera: Im sorry Joon.
John: Again.
Sera: What can I do that'll change ur mind.
John: A Boob war.
Blyke: John's gonna be telling his grandchildren that he was a veteran of the Boob War lmoa.
Sera: What?
John: A Boob War, its where you compare your boobs to your friends.
Emerson: Dude, that is immoral and unfair. Remi and Fiore are both younger than Seraphina and Elaine.
John: I have lost my standards long ago.
Arlo: Rumors say he lost it when he went through with Keon.
John: That and you betraying me.
Arlo: ....
Arlo: That is inexcusable and im sorry.
John: Shut up President Fucktoad.
Sera: You still want me to do that?
John: Yes.
Blyke: Why would you get off at a boob competition?
Emerson: WAIT DOES THAT MEAN HE'LL GET OFF BY ALL OF OUR GIRLFRIENDS?!?!?!
John: Yes.
Elaine: Joon the player.
Fiore: There is no way in hell im doing this.
Sera: K lesbian.
Fiore: Im not a fucking lesbian!!!
Sera: Then prove it.
Fiore: But I have.
John: Excuses, excuses, excuses.
Emerson: Im not being a cuckhold and let my gf have a boob contest just for the pleasure of Pervert Player Joon.
Emerson has renamed John to Pervert Player Joon.
Pervert Player Joon: except nobody takes their shirts off.
Remi: So its literally a contest?
Pervert Player Joon: Yes.
Blyke: Why would you get off from a stupid contest?
Arlo: IMAGINATION.
Pervert Player Joon: No imagination, just girls fighting turns me on.
Emerson: Really? Fighting.
Pervert Player Joon: And what are girls very insecure about? Their boobs.
Sera: John, you know there are other ways.
Pervert Player Joon: ITS JOON TO YOU MS. SERAPHINA!!!!
Arlo: OK, I be judge. Begin.......NOW!
........
Fiore: We all have a similar tit size.
Sera: Lesbian, language.
Fiore: Says the incredible vulgar person.
Blyke: BURN!
Elaine: But seriously. We do.
Arlo: This is pointless.
Pervert Player Joon: Just wait.
Sera: I do think mine are SLIGHTLY bigger than yours.
Remi: NO THEY ARE NOT!!!
Remi: At least they are bigger than Fiore's.
Fiore: WHAT DID YOU SAY MOTHERFUCKER!?!?!?!?!
Elaine: True.
Fiore: NOT TRUE!! I WILL USE MY ABILITY ON ALL OF YOU!!!!
Arlo: Wow that really works.
Pervert Player Joon: I know my ways.
Blyke: He literally got a bunch of females to fight each other.
Emerson: Why and how?
Sera: IM SURE MINE ARE THE BIGGEST!!!!!!!
Blyke: Guys I just saw a time shift and a energy slice.
Arlo: Damn I see lightning all the way from the White House.
Elaine: WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING THAT I HAVE THE SMALLEST!?!?!
Sera: Because you do.
Fiore: Because you do.
Remi: Because you do.
Elaine: I HATE ALL OF YOU!!!
Arlo: Too bad she has no physical ability.
Sera: SHUT UP MY LITTLE PONY!!!!!
Blyke: GUYS I SEE BLOOD!!!
Emerson: WHAT?!
Pervert Player Joon: SHIT THIS HAS GONE TO FAR!!!
Emerson: Ill save you Fiore!
Fiore: NO FUCK YOU!!!!!
Sera: PFFT NO U!!!!
Emerson: I literally used my powers to get here as fast as I could, OH SHIT THERES BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!! YOU GIRLS ARE COVERED IN IT!!!
Elaine: I had a knife as a substitute for a physical ability.
Emerson: SHIT MY ENERGY REGENERATION/HEAL IS NOT POWERFUL ENOUGH!!!!
Blyke: Thought you were a 15.0?
Emerson: Im a manipulator, its hard for me to be all-around.
Pervert Player Joon: Im getting you Sera to the infirmary.
Arlo: I have a helicopter ready for Elaine.
Emerson: FIORE I AM TAKING YOU TO THE HOSPITAL!!!
Blyke: I have cheetos.
Remi: You are a horrible boyfriend.
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unOrdinary: Hidden - Chatfic ∆
General FictionTHERES A LOT OF HORNY CRACK SHIT!!! OK, so this is a chatfic based on my story unordinary: Hidden My original characters are here and this mostly follows the events of Hidden. Main ships are Jeraphina and Blemi though I may do a little Asslo x Toot...
