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Umize Alastair Montefalco

MAY 19 at 11:11 PM

Good morning!
Namatay phone ko kagabi kaya di aq nakapahreply sowee
Hindi ako galit a pfft

Okay.

Ang cold mong hype ka

As always, Miss.

AY WOW
Dapat dinugtungan mo itong miss
lagyan mo ng you
para miss you dibah?
tas replyan kita ng miss you 2
ayiyi*

Is that how u do punch lines?

Nope hindi mali

Huh?

Baka masuntok mo yung linya lods

Oh, that's not what I mean.

Joke lang naman ksks
Ang seryoso neto

Should I laugh then?

Yes po opo tama po yeah

Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Is that okay?

Hindi naman mukhang sarkastik
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Sanay ka sa tuldok ano?

Yes.
I do that most of the time.
Some people chatted me that they feel intimidated to me because I usually use periods in chatting.

Sinabi ko bang magpaliwanag ka?!
dejok HAHAHAHAHA
actually mukhang sanay ka nga sa tuldok

How 'bout u?

Hanoo?
inosente aq a

Do you feel intimated to me?
seen.

1 hr later...

Silence means yes.
sent.

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