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Umize Alastair Montefalco

MAY 18 at 10:10 PM

Hi lods

Hi.

Good evening!

Evenin'

Ginagaya mo ba ako?

No.
Why would I?

Ay potek
English spokening dalar ka pala

Half.

Ha? Anong half?

American.

Ay weh?
Legit?

Yes.

Mabuti pala nagkakaintindihan tayo?

I'm currently at the ph w/ my mom.
She taught me how to speak and understand fil.

Ah kaya pala
Anyways
Kumain ka na?

Later.

Y naman later pa lods?
Kain ka naa

Food is not yet ready.

Pagkain ba kamo?
em always rede lods

wdym?

Ha?
Hakdogie
Anong wdym?
tagabundok aq sowee

what do you mean.

Saan?

About this thing.
"em always rede lods."

Di ko alam na slow ka pala pfft
Hayaan mo na yan

I'm curious.

Kainin mo ako

Huh?

Natatawa tuloy ako potek
HAHAHAHAHAHA ano bayan

you're gross.
seen.

5 mins later...

Hey?
Still there?

7 mins later...

Are you mad?

20 mins later...

I'm sorry.
sent.

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