Ayaka: oh
Yoimiya: mine would be 15 inches
walnut: my dick would be so big I'd need two chairs to fit my balls
Yoimiya: they'd have to invent a chair made exclusively for dn
Ayaka: dn?
Yoimiya: DEEZ NUTS
walnut: DEEZ NUTS
party pooper: how did they reply at the same time
peepaw: there's two of them now
Yoimiya: we must be soulmates
walnut: platonic soulmates
walnut: I have a girlfriend
caso cerrado: <3
Yoimiya: I have a girlfriend too
Ayaka: Really? Who?
Yoimiya: Joe
Ayaka: Who's Joe?
Yoimiya: JOE MOMMA
Ayaka: My mom is dead?
Yoimiya: sorry
mom: bless her
Yoimiya: mom???
mom: no I'm Jean
mom: I'm in the senior class
Yoimiya: oohh the class president
Yoimiya: isn't it cool they named pants after you?
walnut: I was going to ask the same question
caso cerrado: Tao no
Ayaka: that's not how it works
YOU ARE READING
Venti's personally made hellhole
FanfictionVenti makes a chatfic. Everyone is gay. Chaos ensues (originally on Ao3)
Scaramouche fucking dies
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