𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒¹ | 𝖇𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖐 𝖜𝖎𝖉𝖔𝖜 𝖒𝖔𝖛𝖎𝖊

ix. ғᴀᴍɪʟʏ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ

"Still fits." Alexei said, satisfied.

Melina wolf-whistled.

"Oh my god," Yelena rolled her eyes.

(Y/N) bit the inside of her cheek to fight back a laugh as Melina slowly clapped, making Alexei smirk and glow in pride.

"I never washed it once," Melina admitted. "Come and drink."

Alexei walked up to them and sat down in the head of the table, taking off his helmet and placing it on the ground.

"Rise, you workers of salvation," He started humming a tune of a song before he grinned at the women of the table.

"Family, back together again."

"Mmm," Melina sighed. "Seeing as our family construct was just a calculated rude that only lasted three years, I don't think that we can use this term anymore, can we?"

"Agreed," Natasha answered before (Y/N) could reply back. "So, here's what's gonna happen. . ."

"Okay. A reunion then, huh?" Alexei cut in. "And, uh, I want to say something right off the bat. You haven't aged a day, huh?"

Yelena and (Y/N) shared a look of disgust.

"You're just as beautiful and as supple as the day they staged our marriage." Alexei continued.

"You got fat." Melina answered. "But still good."

"I just got out of prison. I, uh, I have a lot of energy."

"Oh!"

"That's disgusting," (Y/N) groaned, Yelena and Natasha nodded in agreement.

"So, here's what's gonna happen." Natasha added.

"Natasha, don't slouch." Melina scolded.

"I'm not slouching." Natasha defended.

"Yes, yes, you are." Melina said.

"I don't slouch."

"You're going to get a back hunch."

"Listen to your mother," Alexei cut off.

"Oh my god, this. . ." Natasha sighed in annoyance.

"Up, up." Alexei continued.

"Wait until they notice you put your feet on the table," (Y/N) not-so-subtly added.

"You do what?" Melina asked incredulously.

"All right, enough, all of you." Natasha snapped.

"I didn't say anything. That's not fair," Yelena complained.

"Here's what's gonna happen — " Natasha started.

"I don't want any food," Yelena protested.

"Eat a little something, Yelena, for God's sake," Melina demanded.