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Hey peeps. Writers block is a bitch. Have some funny and/or odd quotes from my friends and I's DnD session while you wait.

These are completely out of context, but i'm gonna be honest and tell you many didn't make much sense with context either. I used nicknames for my friends btw. Not gonna reveal their real names.

Fish: Tootsie! Tootsie the foot licker!

E: It was Britknee with a k

Fish: Do you know how fast a crossbow arrow goes?!
Wood(the dungeon master): *laughing*
Fish: Like, there's no way!
Wood: She could go swoosh swish thwip!

Joey: If it's made of money, I'll buy it!

Barn: But Wood! Wood! He punches and it smacks him in the face!

Koala: Im gonna buy 10,000 chickens

Wood: All the exploded pieces explode.

I hope those were amusing. I'm thinking of writing a book just telling all about the shenanigans that took place.

Hopefully I'll have a new chapter out soon!

See ya!

-Mags

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