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Cheese Grater

Sera: John you are not getting star wars toys.

Arlo: Anyways.

Elaine: Hey has anyone seen my sunglasses? I have seem to left them.

Fiore: Hey! We should all have a vacation to the beach tomorrow!

Blyke: Great idea!

Isen: Can't wait!

Sera: Yeah! I have been dying to see the beach for a long time!

Arlo: OK, let's do it!

Isen: Maybe I can hookup with Cecile ;).

Emerson: H O W.

Elaine: We all can agree that seems impossible.

Isen: But she and I have been thinking about going on a date at least ONE time.

Emerson: Pro tip. Do not eat a rat in front of her.

Isen: I won't! Ga!

Arlo: Isen do be acting like a 90's kid.

Remi: Why Ga Instead of god?

Elaine: Yeah?

Remi: I'm booking a hotel for everyone. Is that OK?

Fiore: Yeah!

Blyke: Yup!

Arlo: :D.

Emerson: √

Isen: Sure.

Sera: John we are going to have so much fun tomorrow aren't we?!

John: I'm playing with a cheese grater.

Sera:

Sera: How much IQ points have you lost already?!

Elaine: That explains why John wasn't in our conversation.

Arlo: Because he was playing with a cheese grater!

John: Shut up Asslo.

Emerson: Did you hurt yourself?!

John: Well I have some bloody looking potatoe chips on the floor.

Sera: JOHN YOU SHREDDED THE SKIN OF YOUR FINGERS!!

John: So? Its cucumber Blyke's fault.

Blyke: Why is it my fault?!

John: I dunno. Just felt like blaming you.

Sera: Everyone else gets a good boyfriend except me!

John: You did. Until I found this cheese grater.

Emerson: You act autistic John!

Fiore: Ironic.

Emerson: Look I have ASBERGER'S, sorry to disappoint you.

Isen: Ass burgers. Mmm.

Emerson: QUIET!!

Isen: But we do eat Cow's ass burgers.

Remi: Thanks Isen.

Isen: No prob!

Remi:

Remi: That was SARCASIM!!

Arlo: John is either 1. Stupid, 2. Has autism or 3. Is doing on purpose.

Sera: JOHN GIVE ME THE CHEESE GRATER!!

John: No! Its mine!

Sera: JOHN GIVE IT!!

John: NO MOMMY!! ITS MINE!! I WANT IT, I WANT IT!!

Emerson: Did he just?

Blyke: Yup.

Isen: Kinky.

Sera: John give it to me OR ELSE!

John: Nah. How about a big fuck you.

Sera: JOHN FUCKING DOE THATS IT!!

John: What? Your gonna hurt a sweet doe as I?

Sera: YOU ARE NOT A BABY DOE!!

John: And I want my cheese grater.

Arlo: I'm out.

Elaine: Same.

Sera: JOHN IM GONNA SPANK YOU!!

John: And I'm gonna get my cheese grater..

Emerson: Why is he like this?

Sera: I don't know?!

Blyke: He's such a handful. I'm sure being a mother is hard.

Sera: IM NOT HIS MOM!!

John: And you will give me back my cheese grater.

Sera: John.

John: Guys, help me get my cheese grater back.

Blyke: Stick.

Emerson: Your.

Isen: Penis.

Remi: In.

Fiore: Her.

John: Anything for cheese grater.

Sera: What did I just heard?!

John: I heard I'm gonna have sex to get my cheese grater.

Sera: Really?

John: Yes.

Blyke: We have successfully fixed a relationship guys!

Fiore: Yeah!

Emerson: But what about the chat sex?

Remi: Don't worry about that.

- 2 Hours Later -

Remi: Back to check up.

John: For one I got my cheese grater back.

Emerson: 😓

Sera: Yup you did. I finally had my fantasy.

John: And I finally got my cheese grater.

Isen: Dude. Why are you so obsessed with that thing?

John: Because. Isen.

Sera: No seriously why?

John: Hmmmmm.

John: Because it is the only symbol of you not making me Mac and cheese.

Sera: Again with this?!

John: Here Sera, let me spell it out for you.

M as in Mm.

A as in Ahh!

C as in Cum.

C as in Cock.

H as in Hump.

E as in Eating Penis.

E as in EEK!

S as in slime.

E as in estrogen

Fiore: You had to spell it out in her language.

Sera: John I know how to spell Mac and cheese I'm not stupid.

John: Then where is it?

Sera: John.