*tone deaf dj changed 839-909-0912's name to ginger manwhore*

ginger manwhore: I liked my other name better

atheist: I would rather be with a stranger than this bitch

ginger manwhore: how kind

promise I'll be gentle: HELLO MISTER

promise I'll be gentle: I THOUGHT YOU DIED 💖

thing 2: I wish he did

sexy: ^^

short bastard: true

atheist: finally something we agree on

fake gay pirate: don't you have work to do?

atheist: I'll rip up your intestines

fake gay pirate: I'll take that as a yes

broke bitch: why is keqing mad

mom: the student council and the class representatives are working nonstop to get the school festival done

fake gay pirate: sounds tough

book horny: you're a class representative

fake gay pirate: what

party pooper: remembered you ran for class treasurer because I said you couldn't win?

fake gay pirate: ah

fake gay pirate: I won tho <3

probably a vampire: you were marked down as, and I quote

probably a vampire: "the worst fucking class representative we have had in 29 years"

fake gay pirate: that's on you for voting for me

probably a vampire: I thought nobody was stupid enough to actually do it

short edgy dude: I didn't vote for him

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