*tone deaf dj changed 839-909-0912's name to ginger manwhore*
ginger manwhore: I liked my other name better
atheist: I would rather be with a stranger than this bitch
ginger manwhore: how kind
promise I'll be gentle: HELLO MISTER
promise I'll be gentle: I THOUGHT YOU DIED 💖
thing 2: I wish he did
sexy: ^^
short bastard: true
atheist: finally something we agree on
fake gay pirate: don't you have work to do?
atheist: I'll rip up your intestines
fake gay pirate: I'll take that as a yes
broke bitch: why is keqing mad
mom: the student council and the class representatives are working nonstop to get the school festival done
fake gay pirate: sounds tough
book horny: you're a class representative
fake gay pirate: what
party pooper: remembered you ran for class treasurer because I said you couldn't win?
fake gay pirate: ah
fake gay pirate: I won tho <3
probably a vampire: you were marked down as, and I quote
probably a vampire: "the worst fucking class representative we have had in 29 years"
fake gay pirate: that's on you for voting for me
probably a vampire: I thought nobody was stupid enough to actually do it
short edgy dude: I didn't vote for him
YOU ARE READING
Venti's personally made hellhole
FanfictionVenti makes a chatfic. Everyone is gay. Chaos ensues (originally on Ao3)
Keqing is angry
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