Venti's personally made hellhole

Zhongli just fucking died can we get an f in the chat

rich mom: do not

atheist: is a there a day you guys dont kill each other?

tired: pretty sure not

fake real pirate: its our instinct for constant violence

book horny: is he dead or not

short edgy dude: he better not

short edgy dude: or there will be blood

walnut: scary~

promise I'll be gentle: my constant need for violence tells me to fight something

thing 2: I volunteer

promise I'll be gentle: nevermind

thing 1: pussy

tone deaf dj: coward

fake gay pirate: this is why gingers are the inferior species

probably a vampire: scared?

promise I'll be gentle: is zhongli okay?

tone deaf dj: changing the subject?

rich mom: he's okay

rich mom: hu tao you are banned from going near him

walnut: :(

caso cerrado: its a fair punishment

walnut: my peepaw :(

mom: why do you guys call him that

tone deaf dj: he's old

tired: aren't you old too?

thing 2: you two are the oldest in the entire school

tone deaf dj: yeah but im sexy so it doesn't count

promise I'll be gentle: counterargument: he's sexy too